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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Dec 2017

    Artist Always Carries Around Sketchbook In Case He Feels Like Making Someone Uncomfortable https://trib.al/zOPgFBH pic.twitter.com/IQtBRCqtk8

    6:15 AM - 17 Dec 2017
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    • Fran Strukan Fupacabra emily 💘 "jack" Grace Sanford Byte.Grizz Matt Doering ocean🔫 #ShootOut Naruedyoh
    47 replies 1,537 retweets 6,917 likes
      1. Leigh Smiles 💜Infidel ⭐bot ⭐that ⭐votes 💜KAG‏ @LeeSmiles2022 17 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I always carry pepper spray in case someone makes me feel uncomfortable.

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      2. proletariat‏ @File__Not_Found 17 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lol. I wanna do this and say can I draw you? Then show thispic.twitter.com/uCTI1NwDnX

        2 replies 2 retweets 31 likes
      3. becky spooker 💀 🎃‏ @becky_jk_ily 28 Dec 2017
        Replying to @File__Not_Found @TheOnion

        How did you get such art skills

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. proletariat‏ @File__Not_Found 28 Dec 2017
        Replying to @becky_jk_ily @TheOnion

        Draw everyday. You’ll get beter

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. A Fellow Traveller 🏴 🏴 🏴‏ @samswallace 17 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I used to do that. And it WORKS!

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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep 17 Dec 2017
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        Area stick figure model says: he really captured my inner self.

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      1. Mummy‏ @iseenudepeople 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        THATS ME LOL

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      1. alexander graham bitch‏ @popimipipuko 17 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        dont call me out like this

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      1. A n j e l i c a‏ @brokencandybar 17 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Just that picture makes me feel weird.

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      1. Nigz Blackman‏ @NigzBlackman 17 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is me. lol

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      1. Marcia G‏ @marciag79 17 Dec 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/yyviu0SN12

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      2. muuduu‏ @weebygeeby 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @saskinakki

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      3. iShark‏ @saskinakki 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @weebygeeby @TheOnion

        i am the artist

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. AHHHHH-ly Semigrim‏ @AlySemigran 19 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        haha @jeremyjmedina

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      3. Jeremy Medina‏ @jeremyjmedina 19 Dec 2017
        Replying to @AlySemigran @TheOnion

        O M G

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      2. Casey Spivey‏ @caseyspivey 17 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @AndyRichter

        Thought that was Kylo Ren for a second.pic.twitter.com/cXKET3FhCb

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      1. Cunt Juice‏ @Cunt_Juice_ 28 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @_RebeccaParham

        That's you though

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      1. Square earth society‏ @AhmadElhage4 28 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @_RebeccaParham

        Nice plz check my channel it's icewing659 and what drawing tablet you use and love your videos and channel hope you had a great Christmas Rebecca

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      1. Ella‏ @ella_p_gaspar 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @TLCplMax

        😂😂😂

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