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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Dec 2017

    New Poll Finds 80% Of Americans Would Just Fucking Destroy Pan Of Brownies https://trib.al/eEeuuXa pic.twitter.com/EB8GsPKsvs

    7:21 PM - 16 Dec 2017
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      2.  🕸Jeff Markise 🎃‏ @MarkiseJeff 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @MJ_PR

        Are they special brownies?? 😎

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      3. Late Registration‏ @MJ_PR 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @MarkiseJeff @TheOnion

        All brownies are special brownies because they are DELICIOUS 😀

        0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
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      2. ash burg‏ @IndiaBro128 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why did you post it twice

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      3. Anastas2002‏ @anastas2002 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @IndiaBro128 @TheOnion

        Not enough people know, silly!

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. Kristen‏ @ScalesPerSecond 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @anastas2002 @IndiaBro128 @TheOnion

        Americans love their brownies, okay?pic.twitter.com/peAD6rEgoM

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Ana Elizondo‏ @anaelizondo70 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The other 20% is lying.

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      1. proletariat‏ @File__Not_Found 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Brownies are a tasty baked treat. Typically chocolate flavurred. Most people use a box mix. Add some water, oil, and egg. Bake. Enjoy! Personally I mix the ingredients in my mouth and eat raw for a quick, delicious, and nutritious treat on the go.

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      1. Ryan Hevey‏ @ryhevey 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Only 80????

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      2. It's Kaitlyn‏ @kaitlynkettner 17 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What’s wrong with the other 20%?! Come on America

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. splendidcakes‏ @splendidcakes 17 Dec 2017
        Replying to @kaitlynkettner @TheOnion

        They're lying

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2.  ☠️ Bones Karcher  ☠️‏ @Karch10k 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can confirm. @kevinoshea

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3.  🎃Margaret Boo 🎃‏ @WuMargaret 17 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Karch10k @TheOnion @kevinoshea

        Best headline ever.

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      1. Gary Walker‏ @GaryJamesWalker 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Those numbers seem low.

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      1. Jessica  🎆 🎇 🎆‏ @NoFascistsPls 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "The poll also found that an equal percentage of Americans would burn the shit out of their mouths attempting to wolf down hot brownies straight from the oven."

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      1. Ozzie‏ @Jurj_Clooners 16 Dec 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/CasAb5BYyP

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      1.  🖤‏ @femme_forever 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Who's the other insane 20% that said they wouldn't? Liars.

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      2. Seth Clydesdale‏ @SethC1995 17 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @BordenPears33 I *think* we might be that 80% LOL 😋

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      3. Sarah Lynn‏ @BordenPears33 17 Dec 2017
        Replying to @SethC1995 @TheOnion

        Especially my brownies 🍴😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Seth Clydesdale‏ @SethC1995 17 Dec 2017
        Replying to @BordenPears33 @TheOnion

        damn right 😜pic.twitter.com/XgY0yeQ3lq

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      1. JaceFace‏ @JaceCooperrider 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Gimme 10 a those, some lube, viagra, 5 dollahs, and a night with the bois... it won’t even dream of ever having existed.

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