fave phrases: knuckle-dragging dirt person move to the hills to fuck rocks and raise 16 illiterate children just ot prove you're not snaggletoothed cousin-diddler who got his dick stuck in a beehive
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All this did was make me want to go buy one just to take a picture of it in the oven and then send it to you. Sadly though it’s Saturday and I have a life.
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I see them all the time in Chinatown and I always think, "Well those fucking things are on sale again." I think we ate one when we lived in Hawaii. Left it in
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We were supposed to cook it, I guess. Who knew?
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@TheKalenAllen I feel like this was made for you! Lol lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Damn Chris, my stitches!



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I love it nuckel dragging dirt person Move to the hills and f..k rocks
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shit. i had beans on toast for dinner. Clearly need to up my game.
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I remember jack fruit tasting like jack shit.
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This fruit is pig food in many places where it grows :v
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"fuck rocks" lol
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She wasn’t as mean in this one as she was the omelette one.
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