Skip to content
  • Home Home Home, current page.
  • Moments Moments Moments, current page.

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Language: English
    • Bahasa Indonesia
    • Bahasa Melayu
    • Català
    • Čeština
    • Dansk
    • Deutsch
    • English UK
    • Español
    • Filipino
    • Français
    • Hrvatski
    • Italiano
    • Magyar
    • Nederlands
    • Norsk
    • Polski
    • Português
    • Română
    • Slovenčina
    • Suomi
    • Svenska
    • Tiếng Việt
    • Türkçe
    • Ελληνικά
    • Български език
    • Русский
    • Српски
    • Українська мова
    • עִבְרִית
    • العربية
    • فارسی
    • मराठी
    • हिन्दी
    • বাংলা
    • ગુજરાતી
    • தமிழ்
    • ಕನ್ನಡ
    • ภาษาไทย
    • 한국어
    • 日本語
    • 简体中文
    • 繁體中文
  • Have an account? Log in
    Have an account?
    · Forgot password?

    New to Twitter?
    Sign up
TheOnion's profile
The Onion
The Onion
The Onion
Verified account
@TheOnion

Tweets

The OnionVerified account

@TheOnion

America's Finest News Source.

theonion.com
Joined March 2008

Tweets

  • © 2018 Twitter
  • About
  • Help Center
  • Terms
  • Privacy policy
  • Cookies
  • Ads info
Dismiss
Previous
Next

Go to a person's profile

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @

Promote this Tweet

Block

  • Tweet with a location

    You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more

    Your lists

    Create a new list


    Under 100 characters, optional

    Privacy

    Copy link to Tweet

    Embed this Tweet

    Embed this Video

    Add this Tweet to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Add this video to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Hmm, there was a problem reaching the server.

    By embedding Twitter content in your website or app, you are agreeing to the Twitter Developer Agreement and Developer Policy.

    Preview

    Why you're seeing this ad

    Log in to Twitter

    · Forgot password?
    Don't have an account? Sign up »

    Sign up for Twitter

    Not on Twitter? Sign up, tune into the things you care about, and get updates as they happen.

    Sign up
    Have an account? Log in »

    Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:

    Country Code For customers of
    United States 40404 (any)
    Canada 21212 (any)
    United Kingdom 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
    Brazil 40404 Nextel, TIM
    Haiti 40404 Digicel, Voila
    Ireland 51210 Vodafone, O2
    India 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance
    Indonesia 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata
    Italy 4880804 Wind
    3424486444 Vodafone
    » See SMS short codes for other countries

    Confirmation

     

    Welcome home!

    This timeline is where you’ll spend most of your time, getting instant updates about what matters to you.

    Tweets not working for you?

    Hover over the profile pic and click the Following button to unfollow any account.

    Say a lot with a little

    When you see a Tweet you love, tap the heart — it lets the person who wrote it know you shared the love.

    Spread the word

    The fastest way to share someone else’s Tweet with your followers is with a Retweet. Tap the icon to send it instantly.

    Join the conversation

    Add your thoughts about any Tweet with a Reply. Find a topic you’re passionate about, and jump right in.

    Learn the latest

    Get instant insight into what people are talking about now.

    Get more of what you love

    Follow more accounts to get instant updates about topics you care about.

    Find what's happening

    See the latest conversations about any topic instantly.

    Never miss a Moment

    Catch up instantly on the best stories happening as they unfold.

    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Dec 2017

    Unpatriotic Man Does Not Maintain Erection During National Anthem https://trib.al/ne94G3b pic.twitter.com/0XymZD4Jy4

    11:16 AM - 16 Dec 2017
    • 1,242 Retweets
    • 4,294 Likes
    • Jon Frankis Taylor Curley Steeb_ Ines norah 🇮🇪 sheehan Hayden (Spooky Pun 🎃💀🦇👻) Parker Aidan Burns conor Gareth Kale
    60 replies 1,242 retweets 4,294 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Walter(Owen's Grandp‏ @walterowensgrpa 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If he was a true patriot he would support a team that has a wealthy owner that earned his fortune , not a bunch of taker's who don't work that hard ! Also he would boycott the foot-ball until everyone is forced to stand for the flag to honor the troop's and our freedom ! 🇱🇷🇱🇷

        5 replies 0 retweets 24 likes
      3. alex‏ @futuresuspect 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @walterowensgrpa @TheOnion

        Twitter is created by liberals. Why you using it old man?

        3 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
      4. Retweets from the grave‏ @EmbraceEvil 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @futuresuspect @walterowensgrpa @TheOnion

        That’s a parody account

        1 reply 0 retweets 23 likes
      5. alex‏ @futuresuspect 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @EmbraceEvil @walterowensgrpa @TheOnion

        Thanks for clearing that up. I’ve been confused for the longest time. He’s really good at it

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Retweets from the grave‏ @EmbraceEvil 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @futuresuspect @walterowensgrpa @TheOnion

        No prob

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. 1 more reply
      1. D.D.Blackadder‏ @DDBlackadder 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        he just needs help. ;-)pic.twitter.com/WiV3D2FaPI

        0 replies 1 retweet 10 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. New conversation
      2. AB Normal  🐈‏ @kat_woman13 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Anyone else think the guy in the pic was Jeremy Renner for a moment? 😆

        2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. End of conversation
      1. Scarlet‏ @MulligansBay 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It seems ironic that he calls himself a Packers fan then, doesn't it?

        0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. New conversation
      2. Levi Cross‏ @Levi__Cross 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @BetthauserHaely This is my favorite onion headline

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. 1 more reply
      1. Ben Ratner‏ @BenMakesTV 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Soft news

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Chris Daigle‏ @EagleWheelBike 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is going to bring out the craziest posters. Well done, Onion.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. New conversation
      2. Depressed Scuderia Ferrari & Yankee Fan‏ @NYCrucial 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I dont think ppl know these onion headlines are just a joke lolol

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Jay Hudson‏ @Jwish30 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NYCrucial @TheOnion

        Because nobody reads the articleshttps://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/vbz49j/new-study-finds-that-most-redditors-dont-actually-read-the-articles-they-vote-on …

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. End of conversation
      1. Jessica  🎆 🎇 🎆‏ @NoFascistsPls 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        STOP DISRESPECTING THE TROOPS AND GET HARD FOR FREEDOM!

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. ⌜ 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚝 ⌟‏ @mpnrd 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this man belongs in jail

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Mike Maddness‏ @TruMaddness 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Make America Erect Again!

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Syed Haider‏ @haide023 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lock him up! Lock him up!

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo

    Loading seems to be taking a while.

    Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

      Promoted Tweet

      false

      • © 2018 Twitter
      • About
      • Help Center
      • Terms
      • Privacy policy
      • Cookies
      • Ads info