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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Dec 2017

    Man Always Gets Little Rush Out Of Telling People John Lennon Beat Wife https://trib.al/AdSroQs pic.twitter.com/W4IY9VjzC2

    7:15 PM - 15 Dec 2017
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    • Gabriela Keoni/SuperiorTrash Braden Whiteside haha spooky taylor Rhys Fields 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🐊 sonny doris Freddy Frai
    29 replies 451 retweets 2,464 likes
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      2. Jeff Mather‏ @jeffreyraym 15 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He used to be cruel to his woman he beat her and kept her apart from the things that she loved. Man he was mean but he’s changing his scene and he’s doing the best that he can.

        2 replies 1 retweet 22 likes
      3. David 🌍 🕷 ⚡ 🐶 ✴Bowie‏ @DGoweyAuthor 15 Dec 2017
        Replying to @jeffreyraym @TheOnion

        I'd say it's getting better all the time for him but...

        2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Gandhi was a racist. I’m just sayin’. Look it up. *sniff*

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      2. Scott REDRUM Gibbs  📚‏ @ScottNGibbs 15 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And there's always a twinge of jealousy in his voice over the fact that physically he'll never be able to personally beat anyone.

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
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      2. Elea-gore Scarestrop‏ @emilyisanelf 15 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @constar24 thought this was you on a real quick scroll

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      3. Connie [the dot over the i is Tuesdays and July]‏Verified account @ConStar24 15 Dec 2017
        Replying to @emilyisanelf @TheOnion

        Omg wow yeah! I see it. 😂😂😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. hey everybody i’m a  👻 👽 🧟‍♂️ with an ugly face‏ @1000pizzaslices 15 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @verybuffmormon happy, pappy?

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. essential oils mom‏ @hoe_croix 15 Dec 2017
        Replying to @1000pizzaslices @TheOnion

        Omg lmao I just thought it was common knowledge

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. abbie‏ @abbiesharp_ 15 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @zaryaabakhtar me when i told you ghandi was a nonce

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. spooky jell‏ @JellyNolden 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @I_Shot_Ricky

        LMFAO 😭

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      1. yungfoxmain  ☄️キグナス ☄️ - New Eye’s Search‏ @VVideoneon 15 Dec 2017
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        Trivia night is lit

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      1. vaporwave-industrial complex‏ @vnknowncaller 15 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @gabrielamadej

        @VirtualPlazaMax

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      1. Guuberre‏ @Guuberre 15 Dec 2017
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        Is that why she sang that way?

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