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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Dec 2017

    Silicon Valley Startup Seeks To Change The Way Women Flee Tech Industry https://trib.al/zeCF74F pic.twitter.com/wRw3EX98kn

    12:51 PM - 15 Dec 2017
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    16 replies 568 retweets 1,538 likes
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      2. keith•j•grant‏ @keithjgrant 15 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @sarah_edo

        pic.twitter.com/kYp7Zp42c1

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. keith•j•grant‏ @keithjgrant 15 Dec 2017
        Replying to @keithjgrant @sarah_edo

        hm. that loops disturbingly quickly. sorry

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. eigentourist‏ @eigentourist 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yet again, the circumstances of this ridiculous timeline caused me to remain sadly unaware, for a long long moment, that this is an Onion story.

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      1. iAnimal‏ @loricushingbrad 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @katabasic

        You grabbed it!

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      1. Jeremy Lewis‏ @LewisJPaul 15 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too real.

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      1.  🧚🏼‍♂️ trouble‏ @troubledpen 15 Dec 2017
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      1. Stephen Foskett‏ @SFoskett 15 Dec 2017
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        Oh @TheOnion I love you sohttps://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/941772806794162176 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Silicon Valley Startup Seeks To Change The Way Women Flee Tech Industry https://trib.al/zeCF74F  pic.twitter.com/wRw3EX98kn
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      1. Stabby Carpenter‏ @Aggy_C 17 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @R_Chirgwin

        DING!

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      1. Dan Johnson‏ @coil780 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Omggggggg 🤣😭

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      1. Ilsa Hesse‏ @IlsaHesse 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @slhamlet

        LOL

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      1. sunil‏ @sunilwilliams 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Honestly though this story will be plastered all over social media in five years after some dude actually builds it.

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      1. A n j e l i c a‏ @brokencandybar 15 Dec 2017
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        Have them leave running and screaming.

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      1. Human #30787-5507080s.‏ @KarlgoestoWashi 15 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Der

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      1. leashyourkids‏ @leashyourkids 15 Dec 2017
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        Just require them to work overtime.

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      1. thevenividibuy‏ @thevenividibuy 15 Dec 2017
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      1. @noterecorder‏ @notesrecorder 15 Dec 2017
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