As a pastor, I can verify many, many converts at Christmas, but it doesn't seem to stick, and then it happens all over again at Easter. Weird.
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Why would anyone purposely dumb down ?
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I change religions before each of their main, respective holidays.
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It would require substantial brain damage to become a Christian. I’ll pass.
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"The Spirit and the Bride say, “Come.” And let the one who hears say, “Come.” And let the one who is thirsty come; let the one who desires take the water of life without price." Rev. 22
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“Que?” me
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@Red_Mage23 Tfw the Onion does a better job of proselytizing than I do.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Report: There Still Time To Convert To Christianity Before Christmas Starts https://trib.al/PS5Q3q4 pic.twitter.com/St7u3g9vQf"
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Still time to accept that our current Deities are waiting to be ground to dust, just like its over a hundred thousand predecessors and come to your senses: Respect humans, animals and nature, not Gods !
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I can’t build up enough hate in 10 days.
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Pft, everyone knows it is a Pagan festival anyway.
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I wouldn't say Christmas itself is pagan. It's based on pagan traditions, though
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Of course it is! A midwinter feast is not very modest and pious! Oliver Cromwell even banned the celebrating as it wasn't Christian!
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Different denominations and people have their own ideas about what may be Christian or not, I suppose.
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Or more likely, people just want to have fun regardless of what grouchy old men in frocks say.
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Sounds intriguing! Is molesting children a requirement to become a Christian, or just traditional?
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The report also noted that for those who ignored these findings, there still remains all of eternity for them to burn in Hell. neat
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