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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Dec 2017

    FCC Chair Unveils Premium Comment Line To Fast-Track Net Neutrality Complaints For $49.99 Per Month https://trib.al/ey8p6UD pic.twitter.com/7VhUxlOdnB

    10:44 AM - 14 Dec 2017
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      1. Peter Perry‏ @peterperry_ 14 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

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      1. Objective Progressive‏ @NotoriousFDR32 14 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The sad reality is for a brief moment you don't know whether the story is true or satire..

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      1. eattherich‏ @inthemachine 14 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @ungubunugu1274

        this guys face should be everywhere as an enemy of a free and open internet..he shouldn't be able to buy groceries without being pelted with tomatoes #ajitpaiisanepicdouche

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      2. DJ Nimbus‏ @FreestyleWild 14 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He looks like an overgrown six-year-old.

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      3. Proud Adoptive Father‏ @woohookitty 14 Dec 2017
        Replying to @FreestyleWild @TheOnion

        And guess what? He uses a massive Reese's mug that a 6 year old would love...he's a major jerk

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. MoobyTheGoldenCalf‏ @MoobyGoldenCalf 14 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That is the most punchable face I've ever seen.

        2 replies 1 retweet 12 likes
      3. Scott Marck 2018  🔰‏ @jisterm 14 Dec 2017
        Replying to @MoobyGoldenCalf @TheOnion

        no clue how shit like that obtains power. I have lost all faith in humanity.

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      1. karen bronk froming‏ @renegator1 14 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wish I could laugh!!

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      1. eugi‏ @TrueEugi 14 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @pinoi78

        I thought you guys only did satire?

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      2. Bill Main‏ @BillMain_ 14 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        In this day and age, I can't tell if the Onion has actually become a legit news service or is still doing parody. My guess is this is real. Right? Let me guess, you make the checks out to @verizon too? Yes, I know this is parody but my god it's confusing times.

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      1. Anthony Molina‏ @amolinadesigns 15 Dec 2017
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        What America needs to do with this BSpic.twitter.com/NqOA4B1XxP

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      1. Jinx Waltz‏ @MysterMyke 15 Dec 2017
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      1. Jill Simpson-Owens‏ @jilspn 14 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @the_pc_doc

        Ha ha. That's not funny! #NetNeutraility

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      1. MaryContrary‏ @contrarymary197 14 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Best tweet yet. You guys are killin' it with relevance and timeliness.

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      1. Brian Starkey‏ @bstarkey44 15 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too soon

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