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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Dec 2017

    Jeff Bezos Named Amazon Employee Of The Month https://trib.al/6cDeccT pic.twitter.com/RZMb59Z5UK

    9:48 AM - 14 Dec 2017
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    31 replies 399 retweets 2,302 likes
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      2. Morgana‏ @SawatariMichiru 14 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This part was priceless: "...along with having his picture hang in the headquarters’ break room all month, Bezos will be awarded a $50 Target gift card. "

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      1. Luis Alberto‏ @laqd_ 15 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Jeff Who?pic.twitter.com/kp6BBN9Ms0

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      1. Steve Holt‏ @Steve_Holt11 14 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I hear Alexa is pretty bummed

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      1. Sri Sankaran‏ @srisankaran 14 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Target gift card"...ohhh, snap!

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      1. Christopher Trott‏ @spacerust 14 Dec 2017
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        Maybe he can do picking or counting for 12 hours? Would he hold up?

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      1. Snake Plushkitten: Escape From Twytter‏ @justplncate 14 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DWadeBsFan

        Wow!! And, in the same month he won the WaPo Employee Of The Month!!

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      2. ;‏ @Earth1Citizen 14 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He should get a raise and a parking spot for all the heavy lifting he does.

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      1. Ted Mosby‏ @claeusdev 15 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So Amazon is the new North Korea ?

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      1. John Carlisle‏ @ProJohnCarlisl 15 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @AnnPettifor

        Oh, the joy of the acknowledged righteous. Up and down the country his employee would be clapping the hands with joy - if it weren't for the fact that they would punished for not working.

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      1. Kimberly Ferguson‏ @K_Ferguson_ 14 Dec 2017
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        @SystemsEng

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 14 Dec 2017
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        I couldn’t have done this without.... ME!!

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      1. Therese W Nelligan‏ @theresenelligan 14 Dec 2017
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        So which side was he on when the 1%was lobbying to repeal Net Neutrality? How will this pan out for business? Why would I have a prime membership if I wont be using Firetv anymore or a smart phone? Im gonna save shitbags of money. Yahooooo.

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      1. Mike Ellis‏ @TechComMike 14 Dec 2017
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        However this photo looks like he's trying to 'plink' a glass eye out of his own head

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      1. -ניר‏ @Nir26153452 14 Dec 2017
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        Self-Praised.

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      1. Matt Robinson‏ @MattRob19 14 Dec 2017
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        Nope @LukeSeibold is

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