Pssst! Special message to @theonion below-- no one else read this please!
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That's not how you spell "lawyer." Fortunately, I'm probably the only person who's noticed that typo. You should fix it quickly before anyone else does!
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This is an insult to all asbestos, tile & other layers everywhere.
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I swear at first I thought this was about you,
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There’s fabric left?? Probably just Corduroy.. You’ve heard that Corduroy pillow covers are making “headlines” now !!!
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Area students teach coding to nursing home residents http://goo.gl/gSuATk (I thought this was yours but turns out to be true..eee gads!)
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"guilty conscious"? I know you're satirical, but I don't think that was intentional.
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Look, Facebook is so committed to your privacy it wanted people to send in Nudes as samples so they could protect you against revenge porn. If that isn't the best idea to protect society, nothing that has come out of silicon valley is.
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