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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Dec 2017

    3-Foot-Tall Christmas Tree Really Completes Incredibly Depressing Apartment https://trib.al/pRCdTsq pic.twitter.com/v3wzY3l640

    6:23 AM - 14 Dec 2017
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    • Joseph Romano TheFrostyTaco kayla:-) Tyler Thomason A Marco/Marlo this girl loves her BEANS! Jeremy Mathew Ryan Haskell
    36 replies 381 retweets 1,998 likes
      1. Macklin Kelly‏ @Macklinmore 15 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @nmoran18 @tbrot23 this could be us

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      1. Rabbi Arnie‏ @JewishConnectiv 14 Dec 2017
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        It brings the room together

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      1. Chris Space PVT Zeitz‏ @PrivateSnuffy 14 Dec 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/YYQpqp4iMA

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      1. Pete Grannis  🌿 🌎‏ @ngannet 14 Dec 2017
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        That tree is out-classed by the room’s awesome base molding.

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      1. Mario Rodriguez‏ @MundaneTraffic 14 Dec 2017
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        "I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It's not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love." -Linuspic.twitter.com/cetFnOE0vA

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      1. Jan-Michael Maw‏ @Jimmy_Swag78 14 Dec 2017
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        I kinda like it... Lol

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      2. jack o lantern  🎃‏ @JackMyBeanstalk 14 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @jamessheabaxter Barbie tree

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      3. James Shea Baxter‏ @jamessheabaxter 14 Dec 2017
        Replying to @JackMyBeanstalk @TheOnion

        HAHAH goat tree 😂 LOL @ your pro pic 😂😂

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      4. jack o lantern  🎃‏ @JackMyBeanstalk 14 Dec 2017
        Replying to @jamessheabaxter @TheOnion

        😏😏😏

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      1. Ceb‏ @cebshields 14 Dec 2017
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        Ooooh 😥pic.twitter.com/QWXFeW3Ypp

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      1. vince sultenfuss‏ @deadlips 14 Dec 2017
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        My minorah has roughly the same effectpic.twitter.com/Zb058SzrO3

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      1. Bernard Msan‏ @B_Msan 14 Dec 2017
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        @patbolian

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      1. Ann Davis Garvin  🎃‏ @anndavisgarvin 14 Dec 2017
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        Looks like my first apartment! #Depressing

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      1. David G‏ @ForzaUnion 14 Dec 2017
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        @K_J_Rose just saying...😉

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      1. Dr.4zra3l‏ @4zra31 14 Dec 2017
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      1. Eric‏ @rollwit200276 14 Dec 2017
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        Not if you bring your own Christmas cheer

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      2. Ryan McDermott‏ @daddymac52291 14 Dec 2017
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        @MKEmond

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      3. Michael Emond‏ @MKEmond 14 Dec 2017
        Replying to @daddymac52291 @TheOnion

        😂 false! I'm having a great holiday season with my 3 foot tree

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      1. Josh Rush‏ @rujo0903 14 Dec 2017
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        @EthanBurlingame

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