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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Dec 2017

    KitchenAid Unveils New All-Terrain Rolling Pin https://trib.al/lFrxr0x pic.twitter.com/QiUIQJXo1S

    10:32 AM - 13 Dec 2017
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    21 replies 455 retweets 2,065 likes
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      2. Melanie R. Isenogle‏ @misenogle 13 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @JustHz I feel like you’d love this too

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      3. Justin Hernandez‏ @JustHz 13 Dec 2017
        Replying to @misenogle @TheOnion

        Lmfao yes!!!!

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      2. AHHHHHHlexander Pumpkin‏ @UnrealAlexander 13 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @GinaPaschall too bad it's not real

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      2. Gregory Kantor‏ @gkantor_18 13 Dec 2017
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        @shoshfish

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      3. Shoshana‏ @shoshfish 13 Dec 2017
        Replying to @gkantor_18 @TheOnion

        We need this for pasta making and flat tires

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      4. Gregory Kantor‏ @gkantor_18 13 Dec 2017
        Replying to @shoshfish @TheOnion

        Lol didn't even think about the flat tires

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      5. Shoshana‏ @shoshfish 14 Dec 2017
        Replying to @gkantor_18 @TheOnion

        I'm always thinking about the flat tires

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      1. Mouth of DOTUS‏ @DotusMouth 14 Dec 2017
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        This is dumb! Go on SHARK TANK!! Cuban would fund this. By the way, where was “Cuban” born? Not the USA!!!

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      1. Saeiqa IFB‏ @StarfleetPop 14 Dec 2017
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        @ChefLaurelWhite

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 13 Dec 2017
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        Is this all season, or just for summer cooking? Do I need a separate rolling pin for my winter Christmas cookies?

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      1. Don'tShootMeBro‏ @ECuyler4POTUS 13 Dec 2017
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        finally a place to laugh and retreat from the daily doses of reality our politics imposes on me! I want one of these!!!

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      1. "WiLD"~Bill FLYnn;)‏ @beer030 13 Dec 2017
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        Every redneck in America just went & did a 🤦‍♂️& said:"Why didn't I think of tttttthhhhaaaaatttttttt"............ 🙄

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      1. O 🚫U 🚫.  🌊‏ @dystopiRIC 13 Dec 2017
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        In related news; Phyllo dough files anti defamation lawsuit.

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      1. ʦ‏ @trav_stone 13 Dec 2017
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        Does it have a Hemi?

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      1. jth578‏ @jth_578 13 Dec 2017
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        Still hurts when you hit your husband with it.

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      1. Lisa Berry‏ @ru2jaded 13 Dec 2017
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        Great! She's gonna love it

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      1. Sumdevil‏ @beelzerob 13 Dec 2017
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        I would so buy that

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      1. Zodis Great‏ @zodisgreat 13 Dec 2017
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        After that, they’re unveiling their nuclear powered dough mixer.

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      1. Ken van horn‏ @Kenvanhorn2 13 Dec 2017
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        I like it

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