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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Dec 2017

    Today's Good Taste: A Fun Recipe With Jackfruit You Should Learn To Avoid Looking Like A Knuckle-Dragging Dirt Personpic.twitter.com/UW630rvfUG

    8:51 AM - 13 Dec 2017
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    31 replies 189 retweets 750 likes
      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Dec 2017

        Food Editor Gillian Hess says that since so many people want to be seen buying jackfruit to avoid looking like they're moving to the hills to fuck rocks, you should be able to find the tree fruit at Whole Foods or a specialty market.pic.twitter.com/fODaCDmUGW

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      2.  🎃 😈 💀Lux Lich 💀 😈 🎃‏ @luxliv3s 13 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @JxXxStarlightSM @EliSmut_ we are jackfruit elite

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      3. Johnny X Starlight‏ @MsStarlightXXX 13 Dec 2017
        Replying to @luxliv3s @TheOnion @EliSmut_

        What have we become

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      2. Senta89‏ @SentaAPW89 13 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's a real fruit too! Now I want to try it. As long as it's been organically grown by Marxist Feminists vegans who are still virgins

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      1. Catherine A. Twohill‏ @CathTwohll 13 Dec 2017
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        Yum. I want her to guest on 'Chew.'

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 13 Dec 2017
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        Isn’t Jackfruit what is primarily served by the craft tables at a pornography movie shoot?

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      1. SailorGirl‏ @SailorAileen 13 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If @AmericaKitchen did this, I would retain #facts longer! #AlottaPeopleAreSaying intelligent people curse more. #BelieveMe.

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      1. Willing subject of The Open Internet since 1996‏ @JeremyWard33 13 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Priceless!

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      2. Discourse Inferno‏ @jackfruitstaken 13 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wow subtweet much

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      2. Dan Gaken‏ @DGaken 13 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ha! @longggtime, this is you!

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      1. Andy Dempsey‏ @JohnboySexy 14 Dec 2017
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        LOL chill jackfruit is delicious.

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      1. DayTripper‏ @2DayTripper 14 Dec 2017
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        Cowards, eat them right from the pod and have plenty of friends around to share...or stuff yourself over the next few days all by yourself! Dice, roast, hide in a salad? Humbug!

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      1. Woernley‏ @Woernley_Raps 14 Dec 2017
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        Knuckle Dragging... Wow, you guys are something else...

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      1. Lemount Griffin‏ @lioneaglegrifyn 13 Dec 2017
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        I'm in love

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      1. NONA‏ @NonaTheBand 13 Dec 2017
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        @brannypanties

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