Too real, Onion, TOO REAL.
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Too real
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I don't get the joke.
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yes perculiarly unfunny piece. Sometimes too subtle for their own good
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I know this is intended as tongue in cheek, but this is the sad reality for many kids and families. I’m thinking of two kids in particular insisting that they can’t really think of anything they want for Christmas, which I know is BS.
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... and then, they become adults with discerning taste and a kid-at-heart parent, Aunt, or Uncle.
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That's why you teach the kids about Santa Claus, have unreasonable expectations for their behavior, and then just call them naughty all the time. "No presents again this year?"
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@DaveRamsey@RamseyShow looks like the Onion might be your next ally in helping get people out of debt.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Jesus Christ I thought my jokes were dark
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oof
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Hits hard right
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yeah what the fuck i thought it was gonna be funny but it just hit too close to home
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God damn onion who hurt you
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This was literally the situation with a letter to Santa my nephew wrote a few years ago. I was gutted when I read it.
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@lyssheath omg forgot about this one - 1 more reply
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So, it's true? This holiday is all about money?
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Damn skippy!, My favorite part is being with My Nieces and Nephews, and the FOOD!. My perfect Christmas would be My favorite People, ( Family or other ), all in one Room around a Fire, good drink, good smoke, Egg Nog, Queen Anne Chocolate Cherries, Great Music!
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