Ooof.
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So funny tho

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You know that Onion intern was chomping at the bit to publish this.
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Intern? Rude.
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I wanna be the person running the Netflix acct right now. Straight savage
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Innocent till proven guilty,lets talk about KIDS and the pro choice movement or should it be called the PRO DEATH MOVEMENT,THOU SHALL NOT KILL,and the http://DEMS.talk about healthcare?pic.twitter.com/tjOUpxqOvl
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Either that or a twat. I’ll settle for a twot.
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Real human, but a Kremlin troll. English first name + string of 8 random letters, makes hundreds of political shitposts a day. He's early though, usually they don't start until after 8am Moscow time.
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captured footage of the onion getting ready to launch their moore articles just moments before election.pic.twitter.com/kLKdE32YUB
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you guys had that READY
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It's sickeningly hilarious. I feel bad for laughing

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spot on, though
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You're not wrong
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You had this one cocked and loaded haha

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Roy Moore apparently does too, if you catch my drift
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He's on his way to buy a Santa costume right now and go to his first shift at the local mall.
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