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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Dec 2017

    Baffled DNC Plant Roy Moore Not Sure What Else He Could Have Done To Defame Republican Party https://trib.al/Y38VBiD pic.twitter.com/QTVmxaVGP1

    2:55 PM - 12 Dec 2017
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      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Dec 2017

        Alabama Senate candidate and secret Democratic operative Roy Moore admitted that he wasn’t sure what else he could have done to destroy the Republican Party’s reputation. https://trib.al/jcHNbGF pic.twitter.com/ZtYrHZYAC3

        23 replies 697 retweets 2,069 likes
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      2. Essential(ly Illegal) Consulting, LLC‏ @PrincessSoupCan 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Somewhere Alex Jones is thinking "Ah Ha! I knew it! Great expose, Onion! This'll really help me sell vitamin K Hetero Vitality Drops for Totally Manly Men!"

        3 replies 4 retweets 46 likes
      3. cap'nB. 🇨🇦‏ @RPBspami 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @PrincessSoupCan @TheOnion

        I wish I could super like this tweet. Effing hilarious and spot on😊

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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      2. Carl Silva  👁 🌊 🌊 🌊‏ @CSilva44 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @lavenderblue27

        pic.twitter.com/kL1Gg1GHb6

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. Ciph3r‏ @Ciph3rdoc 13 Dec 2017
        Replying to @CSilva44 @TheOnion @lavenderblue27

        I thought Alabama was a state and not a city.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Carl Silva  👁 🌊 🌊 🌊‏ @CSilva44 13 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Ciph3rdoc @TheOnion @lavenderblue27

        Then again...I thought “The Onion” was an edible bulb with a pungent taste and smell, composed of several concentric layers, used in cooking.🤔

        0 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
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      1. Edward Lechner‏ @elechner1 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @KT_So_It_Goes Onion nailed it

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      2. joe kulenguski‏ @play2livesoccer 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The onion is genius. Hahaha.

        1 reply 1 retweet 30 likes
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      1. Bill Foy‏ @bill_foy 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @PreetBharara

        I thought the speech by his supporter about “accidentally” visiting a brothel was a nice touch. I love The Onion, but even you guys can’t make up shit that crazy.

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      2. Matt Heinrich‏ @MattHeinrich33 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @frankthetank899

        @frankthetank899 this title paired with the picture might be my favorite one yet lmao

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Frank‏ @frankthetank899 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @MattHeinrich33 @TheOnion

        Bro the onion’s political commentary is a gold mine

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. nate‏ @some_guy_nate 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Remember in 2016 when some people thought Trump was a Clinton plant to sabotage the Republican Party? I wish that had been true.

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      1. J. Chris Pires‏ @JChrisPires 12 Dec 2017
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        You can make this stuff up

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      1. JLaPook‏ @backbeatco 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Even his wife did her best.

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      1. colicia mingo‏ @coliciamingo 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @PreetBharara

        SPOT ON @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/OfnM4GUMDa

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      1. Caroline‏ @cargrrr 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @heathclifftatum @DTATE24 @EsquireEmily lmaooooo I’m dying

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      1. J. Rose‏ @smaze94357 13 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He could enter the Grand National, or maybe the Kentucky Derby.

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