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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Dec 2017

    On This Day In History: Biden Donates Collection Of Classic Skin Mags To Those In Need During Holidays https://trib.al/vJDtIcp pic.twitter.com/hWugt83ABK

    12:54 PM - 12 Dec 2017
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    31 replies 244 retweets 1,089 likes
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      2. Matthew Kernodle  🎃‏ @Brimroach 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Pence would never do that. #WeMissYouBiden

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      3. Michael‏ @mikeemcguire 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Brimroach @TheOnion

        I read somewhere that pence once told the dean about his frat drinking when they asked him to drink a keg

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      2. Thick Lizzy is too silly to be spoopy!‏ @ThickLizzy 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I always pictured Joe as a Hustler man. 🤔

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      3. Larry Lovestein‏ @larrygetslost 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ThickLizzy @TheOnion

        Hardcore since ‘74

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      1. crughy‏ @crughy 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This guy can stand during the national anthem!

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      1. JankyDisplay‏ @JankyDisplay 12 Dec 2017
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        You don't throw porn away, you pass it on

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      1. Karlingian‏ @Karlingian 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        God bless you, Diamond Joe.

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      1. Janice Wittrock‏ @wittrock_janice 15 Dec 2017
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        Why? Why would someone photo shop this? To what end? It's fake for sure but why?

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 14 Dec 2017
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        That’s just fantastic, he’s a hell of a man. It’s inspiring actually, I’m gonna take my box of old jerk books and dvds down to the Hope Mission. 👍🏼

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom 13 Dec 2017
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        Upgraded to a robodoll. He skipped VHS, dvd, internet and vr. Someone will have to start saving all over again.

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      2. Tingo/Nathiza‏ @natmate1 13 Dec 2017
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        @Fadzington_Bear

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      3. P£nN¥_₩i$€‏ @Fadzington_Bear 13 Dec 2017
        Replying to @natmate1

        Hayi isn't this photoshop?? 😂🤣😂 😂🤣😂

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      1. Casey Mosery‏ @CaseyMosery 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I heard he picked out his favorite, most-prized skin mag in the box, then found the youngest female nearby standing next to her family, gave her the magazine & said, "here, honey - this one's a BIG FUCKIN DEAL 😏😏😏"

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      1. BeanPatrol‏ @GraBle24 12 Dec 2017
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        "In need"

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 12 Dec 2017
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        His favorite was "Lingerie GILF's"

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      1. moglii‏ @MattyHaze4 12 Dec 2017
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        Well bless his heart.

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      1. JP Barret‏ @JPBarret 12 Dec 2017
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        He is such a giver

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      1.  🎸Wayne Harrison 🎸‏ @wayneh0813 12 Dec 2017
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        Diamond Joe for the win!

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      1. Majestic Walrus‏ @MajesticWalrus_ 12 Dec 2017
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        Is this real. Like those seem to be actual nude magazines and it is almost Christmas

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