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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Dec 2017

    Unidentified Wooden Pole Leaning Against Garage Wall https://trib.al/1Y63NWd pic.twitter.com/b7Xpa8SB4q

    10:48 AM - 12 Dec 2017
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    26 replies 146 retweets 1,060 likes
      1. Evil_dreams‏ @evilyn1971 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "If you see something, say something ".

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      1. Jack Hackett‏ @Jack_W_Hackett 13 Dec 2017
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        Yup. Got me in my closetpic.twitter.com/dsdghi7B9M

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      1. Melanie Andrews‏ @AndrewsMelanie 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is it a pole or stick? At what dimensions does it stop being a stick & becomes a pole?

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      1. Kimberley Sunchuk‏ @MissKimberley37 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Happy Festivus!

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That’s Bobby Smitsky. He’s always been thin and expressionless.

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      1. tofu‏ @Proxy967 12 Dec 2017
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        Quality content

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      1. Scathra Taltos‏ @Scathra 12 Dec 2017
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        I was there. It was scary!

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      1. -E 🍻‏ @eboudman 12 Dec 2017
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        I think assuming it’s Polish just because it’s white and skinny is kinda racist...

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      1. Laurie Brown‏ @lbrown1213 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I have one of those too.

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom 13 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's a weapon of the fierce yard ninja. Able to be swung around until one hits themselves with mis-coordination.

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      1. Poetry Police‏ @poetrycorners 13 Dec 2017
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        #poetic #polepoem

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      1. Frank Benson‏ @mfbenson1 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SkinnerPm

        Shirlene! I’d recognize that pole anywhere; it’s a veteran of the Great Limbo War of 1981, and I think we all remember how that one turned out.

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 12 Dec 2017
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        And an unidentified Swede is just off to the left...

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      1. Outsider to the Internet‏ @verloudFood 12 Dec 2017
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        guten fer busineschnche

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      1. Han Shot First‏ @han__shot_first 12 Dec 2017
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        That’s Littlefinger’s skeleton.

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      1. Charloots‏ @CharlieHarkins2 12 Dec 2017
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        Should be thrown in jail

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      1. Roman‏ @AtnGorin 12 Dec 2017
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        I thought it was a Kahuna Big Stick at first haha @kahunacreations

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      1. Morgana‏ @SawatariMichiru 12 Dec 2017
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        It came with the house. I don't ask questions.

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      1. Sesa Mobesa‏ @dmendoze 12 Dec 2017
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        Next to mystery light switch

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      1. Ken van horn‏ @Kenvanhorn2 12 Dec 2017
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        It's a staff and it is intended for the zombie apocalypse

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