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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Dec 2017

    Unpatriotic Man Does Not Maintain Erection During National Anthem https://trib.al/MGuLQvF pic.twitter.com/zXqp7N3KuY

    8:44 AM - 12 Dec 2017
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    • yer da parker k Jake Claybaugh Fajar Anugrah Ilahi ɐzzᴉd uo ǝq ʇou plnoɥs ǝlddɐǝuᴉd rai good jess again JJ Lahey Barry Foote
    69 replies 2,445 retweets 8,348 likes
      1. Scotty B Goode‏ @nostalgic_scott 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I had no idea Jeremy Renner was a Packers fan.

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      2. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Electile dysfunction I suppose. His sex drive is "flagging"..

        1 reply 0 retweets 21 likes
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      2. Sheldon West‏ @swestyyy 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Liberals are taking over this country @RespectTheRiz @ehud1997

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Ty Vulpine‏ @TyVulpintaur 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @swestyyy @TheOnion and

        Liberals are also responsible for creating the country in the first place. You’re welcome.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Eric Hudkins‏ @ehud1997 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TyVulpintaur @swestyyy and

        a. It was a joke on his part. Only an imbecile would not get that. b. Classical liberalism created the country. Not today's brand.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      6. Ty Vulpine‏ @TyVulpintaur 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @RespectTheRiz @ehud1997 and

        Aaand the people with third grade mental facilties appear, who cannot have a mature discussion without resorting to name calling....

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      7. Sheldon West‏ @swestyyy 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TyVulpintaur @RespectTheRiz and

        How dare you undermine this high level of maturity we had while arguing politics underneath an Onion article on Twitter, Connolly

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. crughy‏ @crughy 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Donald Trump can not be a patriot...

        0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
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      2. Derek‏ @DeejDrake 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @frankthetank899 @TheOnion

        I get hard just thinking about the anthem

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. theOneMichelle‏ @theOneMichelle5 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I love where your mind goes, @TheOnion !

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      1.  🗽 ⚖ 🌊 Ken Ghazi Leftist Mob  👻 🎃 💀‏ @ForzaEnjay 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Danno2430

        Sad!!

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      1. sandy larson‏ @sbarker48 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Love the Onion

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      2. crabby jeff‏ @GoennerJeff 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He's a packer fan...too drunk for an erection

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Neill Halpin‏ @DrHalpinstein 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @GoennerJeff @TheOnion

        I would have thought it was all the cheese... slows you down, gums up the works.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Richard Alderson‏ @captainsound 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But “America The Beautiful” gives me a woody!

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      1. Shawn‏ @Steelboy66 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Steigerworld

        Can he just add cialisis for daily anthem use?!

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      1. rexkahrs‏ @RexKahrs1 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But at least he's not a kneeling punk.

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