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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Dec 2017

    Pope Rummaging Through Vatican Basement For Plastic Nativity Scene Figures https://trib.al/kQeti14 pic.twitter.com/u3I8pp5LYr

    7:11 AM - 12 Dec 2017
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    19 replies 655 retweets 2,762 likes
      1. Conan the Librarian‏ @ConanVegas 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Pope dismayed to find plastic LED reindeer a tangled mess

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      1. Stein Bagger‏ @stein_bagger 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Now, where the hell did I put it......

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      1. Diaxo Yomi‏ @generallycasual 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I can see the pope doing this honestly. Probably have a nun tell him to change the clothes out of the washer and dryer~. XD

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      1. Freddie_Eff‏ @Freddie_Eff 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That damn little baby always gets lost

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      2. estee tabernac‏ @esteetabernac 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Remember, Papal Dude, the little Baby Jesus goes out on December 25th. Some people put it out right away. Which is so fricken wrong.

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      3. Ty Vulpine‏ @TyVulpintaur 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @esteetabernac @TheOnion

        Should wait til his real birthday, which was probably March or April.

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      4. estee tabernac‏ @esteetabernac 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TyVulpintaur @TheOnion

        Well, the earl Church leaders needed to entice those filthy pagans somehow. so they changed the day to the Winter Solstice. Business is business. 😜🤣☕️

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      1. Erin Rooney Doland‏ @erdoland 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @wanderingcde This reminds me of last Christmas ...

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      1.  🇦🇷 Adrián Chesanouski  🇨🇿 _ 🚲__‏ @AdrianCHESA 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @mbarberia

        Parece mi esposa cuando va a la cochera y me recuerda las veces que prometí ordenarla..

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      1. US-JobS‏ @usjobs77 12 Dec 2017
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        http://www.usjobscareer.com/2017/11/100-vacancies-govt-jobs.html …

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      1. Bo Hennessy‏ @BoHennessy1 13 Dec 2017
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        hahahahahaha

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      1. Spooky 🎃 Flirt Gamer‏ @NFlirtGamer 12 Dec 2017
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        [gesturing with hand, looking accusingly at cardinals] "They gotta be in here somewheres... we couldn't have thrown them away".

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      1. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 12 Dec 2017
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        Don’t look for wise men...at the Onion .pic.twitter.com/JYoqULkxiD

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 12 Dec 2017
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        Now where did I put that menorah??

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      1. Professor Farnsworth‏ @_Plant__Based_ 12 Dec 2017
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        Hell make sure to swap baby Jesus for Moohammed this year

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      1. PEDRO CHAO 晁‏ @PedroDavid_CHAO 12 Dec 2017
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        #HappyChristmas 🇦🇷@Pontifex_ln ❤️pic.twitter.com/bzzdnIQ90F

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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep 12 Dec 2017
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        Area Pope, quietly returns book, titled, the true meaning of the season, Paganism, to the Vatican vault, along with looted Pagan treasures.

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      1. Molly Miller‏ @missmolly9470 12 Dec 2017
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        😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

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