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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Dec 2017

    Sighing Trump Sexual Assault Accusers Announce They'll Try Coming Forward Again Next Week https://trib.al/jGbmeFY pic.twitter.com/Sx6mXSZhFR

    2:09 PM - 11 Dec 2017
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    25 replies 452 retweets 2,050 likes
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      2. Brian Main‏ @mrkabamb 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why wait till he’s president??? Why not speak up sooner???

        3 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3.  🌹 Glyph  🌹‏ @glyphicality 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @mrkabamb @TheOnion

        let's look at an alternate timeline: women: *speak up leading up to the election* people like you: THIS IS JUST A PLANT BY THE HILLARY DEEP STATE!! WHY NOT SPEAK UP EVEN SOONER???

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. Shari Tackett‏ @ShariTackett 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They even supplied them with water to go with their scripts.

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      2. IAMTRUMP‏ @I_AM_T_R_U_M_P 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They obviously aren’t his type. What people will do for a quick George SOROS buck. Example provided of Trumps type in picture below. #MAGA #QANONpic.twitter.com/952id3AFDg

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Empty Nester in Virginia  🇺🇸‏ @EmptyNesterinVA 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @I_AM_T_R_U_M_P @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/WSOpT1cs5A

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      1. Jim Carey‏ @careyjimzz 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sheesh. Go write some actual satire!

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      2. Adamned Reese‏ @AMReese 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @mikemerc57 @TheOnion

        And the other 18 women?

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      1. ATX‏ @ATX_fight_club 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @mikeandersonsr

        Maybe they can revise their lies again to fill whatever holes were identified this time

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      1. Orrite Then‏ @OrRite_Then 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @19starcraft86 @TheOnion

        The odd person in room is Trump who boasted of sexual assault on tape, walking into teenage pageant dressing rooms to gawp and has 13 credible accusers. Pageant teens say he was "creepy" and "shocking". Trump should resign or be fired.

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      1. Tim Pittman‏ @PittmanTim 12 Dec 2017
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        You are making ignorant people's heads explode. Mission accomplished! True satire & sarcasm, by definition, is reserved 4 the enjoyment of the witty. I remember struggling w/ it when I was somewhere between 6 & 8 years old. This 1 stings. Perhaps you won't need to repost this.

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      1. BEN123L‏ @BEN123L 12 Dec 2017
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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Sighing Trump Sexual Assault Accusers Announce They'll Try Coming Forward Again Next Week https://trib.al/jGbmeFY  pic.twitter.com/Sx6mXSZhFR
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      1. Edgeoforever 🖖‏ @edgeoforever 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @OwensDamien

        Look at your comments. A smashing success.

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      1. Ken Heslip‏ @kenhes 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I guess they didn't get in under the abuse justice quota for the year.

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      2. BigMan_OnCampus‏ @BigMan_OnCampus 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Very brave women, waiting decades to make their accusation, then patiently revealing their accusations during an election campaign, and even after he won the election. It's perfect altruism when a woman seeking fame and attention accuses a wealthy/famous man, perfect altruism.

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      3. Lou McLaren‏ @mclaren_lou 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @BigMan_OnCampus @TheOnion

        It feel like 2017 just flew right over you

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. BigMan_OnCampus‏ @BigMan_OnCampus 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @mclaren_lou @TheOnion

        It's better than being Hollywood, preaching "listen and believe" for decades while cowardly hiding predators in their midst. One flyover is ok, a pattern is deep hypocrisy.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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