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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Dec 2017

    Disheartened Man Expected At Least One Text While Checking Phone After Flight https://trib.al/F7vc1GK pic.twitter.com/XocFjFl6WZ

    6:55 PM - 10 Dec 2017
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    33 replies 1,105 retweets 6,428 likes
      1. Megatron Autaubot‏ @megantastic 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You see right through me.

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      1. Smart Women for BETO!‏ @lorylorybb 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Truth! How is it even possible that no one would text me on an hour flight!? It cuts deep.

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      1. Cody Palmer‏ @cdpalmer08 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I read this immediately after landing in Denver.

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      1. FullaHotAaron 🌊 🏳️‍🌈‏ @FullahotAaron 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's more of a commentary on how needy so many have become (not generational, my 61 year old mother has an iPhone now & suddenly she is popular like back in high school, only in a TOTALLY different way). I abstain from the entire thing. Twitter is so much classier! 😂

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      2. christine willard‏ @christinewilla_ 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wow, kid I am not. Very techie. Limited friends on this guy. Looks cute!

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      1. Garrett Martz‏ @garrettmartz 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @audbreezy always me

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      1. Zack‏ @Zackrajkowski 11 Dec 2017
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        @jbing25

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      1. jeff‏ @airportface 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Idea for an app...one touch and your phone starts ringing and buzzing like crazy and then you can look around apologetically after you have silenced it.

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      1. Manjit S. Toor  🇨🇦‏ @manjit_toor98 10 Dec 2017
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        As long as you expect nothing, you can never be disappointed.

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      1. Kavalier Klay‏ @KavalierKlay 10 Dec 2017
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        @edgarwright We are all lonely.

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      1. Greg Strom‏ @SupergStrom 10 Dec 2017
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        Tragic

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      2. AH‏ @copy_pencil 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @azeemwaqar84 giki!

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      1. Matthyou Cee‏ @mrmattchew94 10 Dec 2017
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        @julianjramos fuck.

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      2. Andrew Bryan‏ @good_ol_nigro 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Cc: @itstheyork “No missed calls!!!”

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      3. Brian York‏ @CaddyYankee 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @good_ol_nigro @TheOnion

        Noooo call’s missed calls text messages voicemails emails?!

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      1. Infobahn‏ @Infobahn 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        DON'T MOCK MY PAIN

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      1. Sanju‏ @Only1_Sanjeev 11 Dec 2017
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        That's me

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