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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Dec 2017

    RNC: 'We Warned You Gay Marriage Would Be A Slippery Slope Toward Accepting Pedophilia' https://trib.al/rvrYGVY pic.twitter.com/ZuKnmqiviA

    2:10 PM - 10 Dec 2017
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      1. Rob Major‏ @RobMajor4 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I am in awe of this tweet. 280 characters is insufficient to express my admiration. The snark. The political savvy. The multiple layers of irony. Shall I go on? Well played, Onionians.

        0 replies 2 retweets 75 likes
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      1. Wesley Gullett‏ @WesleyGullett 10 Dec 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/xrspuxHqxW

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      1. C 💩ndid C 🤡mments‏ @practicallia 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/KuUMMNLnJf

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      2. "No Shit" Sherlock‏ @PunishmentHurts 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        we TOLD you and you didn't believe so now we gotta SHOW you, LOL

        1 reply 0 retweets 23 likes
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      1. Rory Carroll‏ @CarrollRory 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Anyman

        Who could have ever predicted @TheOnion would become a valid news source. You deserve your blue tick folks!

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      2. mona‏ @monacommish 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        hypocrisy wrapped in a parody inside an onion. Beautiful...and horrific

        1 reply 0 retweets 26 likes
      3. Chris B‏ @MissChrisLB 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @monacommish @TheOnion

        Layers.

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      1. Meg  🎃‏ @ferox_spiritus 10 Dec 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/vDxaamHpbf

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      1. frances mk‏ @Real_IG_Fan 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I read it three times before I realized.

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      1. Paul van der Meer‏ @Paul_VanDerMeer 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And in sted of a slippery road, Moore takes the highway to pedophilia.pic.twitter.com/uUMIr0oAzQ

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      1. erinly‏ @erinly1327 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It took me so long to figure out this was from @theonion I’d be ashamed I didn’t pick up on the satire except I can see comments like this being made by politicians

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      1. Cenosillicaphobia‏ @kh_nc1 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I keep telling you, stop running real stories.

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      1. Raj Dash‏ @RSDMad 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh my God... I shouldn’t be laughing at this, right. This is funny but painful.

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      1. Noah Loftus‏ @noah_nloftus 10 Dec 2017
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        @BryndenBFish just when we thought they were losing their touch

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      2. Chritopherr  🌹‏ @vmWareWolf 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sadly, it's a satire piece that hits the nail most squarely on the head.

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      1. Krazytrain‏ @fascismfighting 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @_pascuzzo

        So then everyone be warned, that Republicants holding control of House,Senate & POTUS, for longer than a 2 year period will be a giant step towards Fascism & the end of our Democracy!

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