Enthroned? Entombed?
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Man Found Perfectly Preserved After Self-Mumiffication
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"Are those happy tissues or sad tissues?"
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Another example of the Onion becoming legit media—me, every day, with this season’s virus.
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Well, I hope it's because he's sick! Otherwise he's sick.
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@araema except that the gross puppy would chew them up before they got the chance to pile that high.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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relatable
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@werewolfmojo
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Gross
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Until he finally turns into Big Bird.
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Well he shouldn't have masturbated that much
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@SarahKSilverman USED couch for sale!
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That's exactly me! An ex b/f: The ONLY thing that bothers me is way you leave your tissues all over.
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Trump this by adding the ass- wipe to the pile.
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Hes so wasteful doesn't he know if he lets them dry out he can use the same one indefinitely - he must be using the chintzy brand
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Unfortunately, his condition involves compulsive master action... Make sure you push those tissues away with a pen...
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Funny, that was originally masterbation, but somehow that got modified...
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