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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 9 Dec 2017

    Alabama Forced To Release Thousands Of Sex Offenders After Inmates Deny Charges https://trib.al/ODEIQrs pic.twitter.com/tAAU9KB3o1

    2:20 PM - 9 Dec 2017
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      2. David 🌍 🕷 ⚡ 🐶 ✴Bowie‏ @DGoweyAuthor 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        In other news, meet the next class of GOP all-stars.

        3 replies 4 retweets 53 likes
      3. Tinfoil Fedora‏ @crowguye 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @DGoweyAuthor @TheOnion

        Only the white ones.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. David 🌍 🕷 ⚡ 🐶 ✴Bowie‏ @DGoweyAuthor 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @crowguye @TheOnion

        Well that just goes without saying.

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      1. Timothy Thelen "I will vote in every election"‏ @timmthelen 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Asked later, one inmate said, "We were watching the news about Moore and it just hit us that we'd never told anyone we didn't do it. When they heard, the screws had to let us go."

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      1. Sage D'Angelo-Sylvia‏ @SageOfTheWinds 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        With the sudden flood of new candidates AL has announced they are restarting the current Senate race.

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      1. Honeybee0427‏ @Honeybee0427 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is bad when you are closer to the truth than @FoxNews, thanks to Hannity....😜

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      1. ROBIROB RESISTS HATRED‏ @obbibb 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Dogacracy

        😂😉 Tonight, on Breirbart 👇

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      2. Bee‏ @The_Real_Bee1 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @realDonaldTrump Look what they are doing !!!! This is @BarackObama era criminality ! Quick write an executive order to stop this ! You are our hero and savior.

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      3. Nick Carter‏ @NickFCarter 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @The_Real_Bee1 @TheOnion and

        I really hope this is sincere

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      1.  🧚🏼‍♂️ trouble‏ @troubledpen 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @RonColemanJr59

        What did one inmate say to another? “I’m gonna run for president!”

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      1.  🌊 🌊FancyIZ 🌊 🌊‏ @bluebird0566 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ..and if they don't have anywhere to go..the authorities should take them to the nice big home of Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar..in Tontitown, Arkansas..since they believe in FORGIVING PEDOPHILES. @duggarfam @jillmdillard @Anna_Duggar @AnnaDuggar @JessaSeewald @JoyAForsyth

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      1. Bin Chicken‏ @bengrogan 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Time for the strangest sentence I've said in 2017: "I finally found the source of the toilet paper ants".

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      1. john macdonald‏ @lennon4life1968 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Barbara60117444

        Yep.....for a second you got me again! DAMN YOU ONION!!😬😉😊

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      2. James Bailey‏ @JamesBa25723242 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If you believe that Roy Moore was defending the criminal then you are wrong. He was defending the constitution of Alabama and United States

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      3. Snarky Cyclist‏ @SnarkyCyclistAB 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @JamesBa25723242 @TheOnion

        Then why did Roy defy the SCOTUS when told same sex marriage was legal?

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Jane Baldinger‏ @Janedrummer 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @smackmom25

        A la MOORE?

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      1. Doc Hollywood Media‏ @DocHollywoodM 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We can all thank #SexualPedophile @judgeroymooreAL What is good for the #Goose @judgeroymoore Is Great For The Thousands Of Sex Offenders seeking Gander - #Alabama this day forward & Forever shall be #Tainted with the reputation of #SexOffender @MooreSenate as #AmericanSenator

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      2. Travis Travers‏ @travistravers 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Just remember, if you believe Moore's accusers, you also need to believe Juanita Broaddrick and Cathy O'Brien. And @SaRaAshcraft, who accuses both HRC and Tom Hanks. Just sayin'.

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