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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Dec 2017

    Area Man Pretty Loud At Guitar https://trib.al/L6eyicC pic.twitter.com/3mybNQnR9v

    8:40 PM - 8 Dec 2017
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    • Stanley Sack Zach Forsleff Joe DeSimone Lauren Coleman Sean Navarro Jon Furson The Watermango Cirith7 /ii\  .✴° King Couth
    23 replies 405 retweets 2,259 likes
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      2. Aaron Cort‏ @AaronCortyCort 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Whomever arranges these photos is a master at detail.

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
      3. TorgosGrave‏ @torgosaves 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @AaronCortyCort @TheOnion

        Like the removed cushions? xD

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Aaron Cort‏ @AaronCortyCort 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @torgosaves @TheOnion

        Yes, and the half dead cactus in a terracota pot, the orange accent wall, the curtain bound by some improvisational scrunchy, a dollar store blue plastic cup. It just goes on into infinity like standing in between two mirrors.

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      1. Nick Feratu‏ @nickferatu 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @lindsanity

        I feel personally attacked.

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      1. Adam‏ @adambjoraker 9 Dec 2017
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        @Joseph_Lerum

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      2. KD‏ @kdefreezy 8 Dec 2017
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        @MCRhino22

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      3. Matthew Reinarz‏ @MCRhino22 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @kdefreezy @TheOnion

        I think it’s a Flaming Lips quote about when they were a pretty new band, they weren’t the most talented so they made sure they were the loudest.

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’ve been told I’m pretty loud at the drums. Maybe we should get together.

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      2. Zac Mikrut‏ @Zac_Mikrut 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @anthonyfograse

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      3. Anthony Fograse‏ @anthonyfograse 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Zac_Mikrut @TheOnion

        plays enter sandman riff for 3 straight hours with no signs of slowing down

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Zac Mikrut‏ @Zac_Mikrut 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @anthonyfograse @TheOnion

        While a sad, hungry, Bob Seger eagerly waits in the apartment next store

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      1. christøpher‏ @wayland_media 9 Dec 2017
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        @ryanbeiter

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      1. Sesa Mobesa‏ @dmendoze 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Probably shouldn’t use the 212 in a couch setting, though

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      1. Herpules‏ @smeltonfelter 8 Dec 2017
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        Area man forms band with local dude.

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      1. no chill evr BLECH‏ @crackuser69 8 Dec 2017
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        @qpcatstomper

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      1. aaron beans‏ @aaron_eshleman 9 Dec 2017
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        @slickm3m3r420

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      1. The Corinthian‏ @vvCorinthianvv 9 Dec 2017
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        Hits too close to home.

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      1. 🅁.🅆.🄺.🅃.‏ @theonlymanhere 9 Dec 2017
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        Way too many guys that look like that guy with too many guitars.

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