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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Dec 2017

      Panicked Donald Trump Jr. Tries To Cover Up Contact With WikiLeaks By Deleting Firefox Icon From Desktop https://trib.al/LmQs8lF pic.twitter.com/K2mPQTCLy1

      Donald Trump Jr.
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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Dec 2017

      .@DonaldJTrumpJr: "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, I gotta make sure they never, ever track me down.” https://trib.al/cykodz8x pic.twitter.com/u9y5z6rAXS

      7:24 PM - 8 Dec 2017
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      • HaveDiceWillTravel Alex Edwards Smaim Catloverextreme the norm disrespecter Sean Rilley Edie Strom KurisuDamo2B Heather
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        2. Deadmond 👻 🌹‏ @FireyRedmond 8 Dec 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

          clicks incognito mode

          1 reply 2 retweets 7 likes
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        1. Linda Harrison‏ @LindaHa19604869 9 Dec 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

          Lol😆😂😂😂

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        1. Ruby Dragonfly‏ @ruby_dragonfly 10 Dec 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @LouiseBagshawe @DonaldJTrumpJr

          @TheOnion Y'all have to be going crazy that the actual news headlines are more bizarre than anything y'all could come up with!!

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        2. J "DJ & CJ" #LockThemUp #ResistTrump‏ @JDJC6251 Jan 31
          Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

          DJT jr STEP 1pic.twitter.com/7CtrYbnSSw

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        3. J "DJ & CJ" #LockThemUp #ResistTrump‏ @JDJC6251 Jan 31
          Replying to @JDJC6251 @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

          STEP 2 Clings to the only comforting thing he's ever known #DaddyDidntLoveMepic.twitter.com/UZ6q8xuqiO

          0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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        1. Rhona Welsh‏ @tavole Feb 1
          Replying to @TheOnion @patribotics @DonaldJTrumpJr

          @hunted @Channel4 there is no hiding place!

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        1. ScrewedByLawyer‏ @ScrewedByLawyer 9 Dec 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

          I am sure that Donald Trump Jr also puts condom on AFTER he had sex!

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        1. Darth Tyekanik‏ @Tyekanik 8 Dec 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

          Don't remember any jokes about hillary's mail server. Not a fucking single one joke. Not even a fucking hint.

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        1. TarrefSimon‏ @refee00 8 Dec 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

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          https://twitter.com/refee00/status/926011093134315521 …

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          TarrefSimon @refee00
          My first protest & my sign gets straight to the point. No CGI here. This is the real one (Original). pic.twitter.com/oTcIIKyCpb
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        2. Diana Doorbell  ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️  💯 🇺🇸 Nationalist USA‏ @cyanideann Feb 1
          Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

          pic.twitter.com/vsq14QPJ1Y

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        1. Sunshine64‏ @LuWarnicke 10 Dec 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @Rosie @DonaldJTrumpJr

          You are a big part of the hatred plaguing this country, by spreading lies that people are dumb enough to believe.

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        1. Kalaamandy‏ @kalaamandy 9 Dec 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @Rosie @DonaldJTrumpJr

          Wow!!!!!!!

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        1. Janetramey‏ @janetramey5 9 Dec 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @Rosie @DonaldJTrumpJr

          Hey feds just go to the nearest Macdonalds or KFC

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        1. else{}‏ @leighelse 8 Dec 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

          He's brighter than that. Sadly. It's a shame you can't inherit intelligence from your children.

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        1. Kyle Style Podcast‏ @KStylePodcast 8 Dec 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

          Shouldn't this be more of a headline about a CNN reporter sending the wrong email on their way out the door on a Friday night?

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