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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Dec 2017

      New GOP Tax Plan Requires Welfare Recipients To Apply For Each Individual Piece Of Food https://trib.al/Trxrp0D pic.twitter.com/VCqOjt3PBn

      Paul Ryan
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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Dec 2017

      .@SpeakerRyan explained that the bill would significantly reduce the costs of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program by requiring low-income Americans to make a case for each piece of fruit, slice of bread, or grain of rice they plan to purchase. https://trib.al/XjiGviv pic.twitter.com/SGfPbd03KL

      3:59 PM - 8 Dec 2017
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        1. Dave Hook‏ @DaveLovesDee 8 Dec 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @SpeakerRyan

          Surely it would make sense for all politicians to justify every tobacco, alcohol and expensive food purchase they want to make......

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        1. Keenan Powell‏ @keenan1960 8 Dec 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @SpeakerRyan

          I could believe this...

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        2. Denny Baker‏ @DennyRose45 8 Dec 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @SpeakerRyan

          Just to show you the country we live in now, for a full minute I didn't think it was The Onion. It seemed like something this administration really would do.

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        1. Meme Burk‏ @MemeBurk 8 Dec 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @SpeakerRyan

          Paul Ryan greatly enjoying his temporary power status to Lord it over middle class, poor, Dems, thinking it is great to screw them, rewarding rich, cutting benefits like Social Security & Medicare that Americans pay into. He seems to be enjoying harassing, trying to embarrass us!

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        1.  ☀️ ⚡️Carine jolie 🌎 ♻️‏ @Jolie_tesla_fan 9 Dec 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @SpeakerRyan

          So elequent!pic.twitter.com/MTvPDdubTM

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        1. namecant be blank‏ @musicdevas 8 Dec 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @PPI_Activism @SpeakerRyan

          THIS....is the most INSANE governmental edict I have "encountered" in my entire life

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        1. Kanagasingam Viknesw‏ @Kanagasingam5 8 Dec 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @SpeakerRyan

          How much inside body & how much going out of the body not counted 😍😝 😤😷 nobody don't know future generations how suffer by the natural & nature pollution 😨👿😈☝👆+✊

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        1. Tim Reidy‏ @3garcons 8 Dec 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @SpeakerRyan

          Will SNAP recipients be prevented from buying @TheOnion ? Im sure there are better choices in the market.

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        2. Huge Ackman‏ @robert_liautaud 8 Dec 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @SpeakerRyan

          Is the Onion trying to do news now? CNN pioneered this

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        3.  ⭐PUNT☭KINK SPICE ⭐‏ @JohanBarbarossa 8 Dec 2017
          Replying to @robert_liautaud @TheOnion @SpeakerRyan

          @TheOnion is the news from the future

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        1. Steven Fant‏ @StevenFant 8 Dec 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @SpeakerRyan

          You know @SpeakerRyan is actually considering that now.

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        1.  🇺🇸Julio Castro 🇧🇿‏ @nYcFratBro 8 Dec 2017
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          😂🤣

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