.@DonaldJTrumpJr: "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, I gotta make sure they never, ever track me down.” https://trib.al/cykodz8x pic.twitter.com/u9y5z6rAXS
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.@DonaldJTrumpJr: "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, I gotta make sure they never, ever track me down.” https://trib.al/cykodz8x pic.twitter.com/u9y5z6rAXS
not how that works, buddy.
What do you mean I can't uninstall a program by deleting the icon? Are you telling me that all those Chips Ahoy's I've been eating aren't deleting my cookies either?
I tend to read Twitter on my iPad. It’s much easier to clean up when a good laugh catches me unaware.
The saddest part is - this feels like a typical day’s actual headline.
Yeah...its ridiculous how many times you see actual articles now and have to sit for a second or two to grasp the fact that its not actually from The Onion. 
Eric put a post-it over his.
Wite-out works too! 
The Onion is officially no longer fake news!!


these aren't even that fake anymore omg
It's a POTUS. Voodoo is weak. A POTUS is Biggly.
I’m old enough to remember when I didn’t need to check every headline to see if it was from the Onion
The really damaging ones were printed off, torn to pieces and he ate them.
Eric: "That doesn't work Don Jr! You have to delete the Internet Explorer icon too!"
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