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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Dec 2017

    Panicked Donald Trump Jr. Tries To Cover Up Contact With WikiLeaks By Deleting Firefox Icon From Desktop https://trib.al/LmQs8lF pic.twitter.com/K2mPQTCLy1

    12:41 PM - 8 Dec 2017
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    Donald Trump Jr.
    257 replies 5,366 retweets 18,879 likes
      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Dec 2017

        .@DonaldJTrumpJr: "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, I gotta make sure they never, ever track me down.” https://trib.al/cykodz8x pic.twitter.com/u9y5z6rAXS

        17 replies 214 retweets 987 likes
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      2. Firefox  🔥‏Verified account @firefox 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        not how that works, buddy.

        30 replies 182 retweets 971 likes
      3. Dan Sinclair‏ @Dan__Sinclair 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @firefox @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        What do you mean I can't uninstall a program by deleting the icon? Are you telling me that all those Chips Ahoy's I've been eating aren't deleting my cookies either?

        1 reply 4 retweets 45 likes
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      5. Cirocco Jones  👩🏻‍🔧 🏳️‍🌈‏ @SciroccoJones 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Dr_Philter @Dan__Sinclair and

        I tend to read Twitter on my iPad. It’s much easier to clean up when a good laugh catches me unaware.

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
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      2. Brendon Hawkeswood‏ @bmhawkeswood 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SNESChalmers_ @DonaldJTrumpJr

        The saddest part is - this feels like a typical day’s actual headline.

        4 replies 2 retweets 48 likes
      3. SuperNintendoChalmers‏ @SNESChalmers_ 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @bmhawkeswood @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Yeah...its ridiculous how many times you see actual articles now and have to sit for a second or two to grasp the fact that its not actually from The Onion. 😬

        0 replies 2 retweets 31 likes
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      2. the.effing.librarian‏ @effinglibrarian 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Eric put a post-it over his.

        3 replies 4 retweets 53 likes
      3. K Fernholz‏ @k_fernholz 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @effinglibrarian @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Wite-out works too! 😃

        0 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
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      1. pokie aloha wanderwell‏ @danapokie 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        The Onion is officially no longer fake news!!😂😂😂

        0 replies 7 retweets 66 likes
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      1. girls‏ @tintedsilk 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        these aren't even that fake anymore omg

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      1. jack e. cous‏ @jackiecous 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        pic.twitter.com/IWtL95fXUO

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      2. POTUS Poker‏ @potuspoker 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

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        #TheResistance is growing! Get a POTUS, poke it and give us some more good mojo! That orange orangutan in office need to go. Free shipping through Christmas. http://pokethepotus.com  #IAmTheResistance pic.twitter.com/vNNX3o1ClS
        2 replies 1 retweet 8 likes
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      4. POTUS Poker‏ @potuspoker 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @hannajewel0740 @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        It's a POTUS. Voodoo is weak. A POTUS is Biggly.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Liz‏ @lizsahu 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @TheRickWilson @DonaldJTrumpJr

        I’m old enough to remember when I didn’t need to check every headline to see if it was from the Onion

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      1. amrb‏ @arbethune 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        The really damaging ones were printed off, torn to pieces and he ate them.

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      2. A 🎃K - Funny Videos Every Tues‏Verified account @ThisisAOK 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Eric: "That doesn't work Don Jr! You have to delete the Internet Explorer icon too!"

        2 replies 1 retweet 34 likes
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