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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Dec 2017

    Bitcoin On Path To Functioning Just Like Real Currency After Small Concentration Of People Acquire Majority Of It https://trib.al/d7sBfYH pic.twitter.com/QSv72OmIYQ

    10:34 AM - 8 Dec 2017
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    134 replies 5,436 retweets 13,520 likes
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      2. DEY CALL ME THE KNIFE CATCHER‏ @jocular29 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But the people who own it can’t create more out of thin air. This is the important difference

        8 replies 1 retweet 28 likes
      3. Ponzi Democracy  🐎‏ @PonziDemocracy 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @jocular29 @TheOnion

        creating out of thin air is actually what makes money work properly

        9 replies 1 retweet 45 likes
      4. DEY CALL ME THE KNIFE CATCHER‏ @jocular29 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @PonziDemocracy @TheOnion

        I bet everyone that liked this reply doesn’t own bitcoin

        1 reply 1 retweet 12 likes
      5. Félix Cantournet‏ @La_Rainette 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @jocular29 @PonziDemocracy @TheOnion

        Absence of inflation has led historically to the worst economic depressions. But you know who needs history and economics when you have the blockchain...

        2 replies 1 retweet 11 likes
      6. ttg‏ @cryptigre 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @La_Rainette @jocular29 and

        where can I learn more about the benefits/cons of inflation? suspicious of the belief that 21mil hard cap is good policy.

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      7. Félix Cantournet‏ @La_Rainette 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @cryptigre @jocular29 and

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHw4NStQsT8 … is not a bad start.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Gandalf the ok‏ @eia_wo 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/yEueEv1S3o

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      1. Eli Afram‏ @justicemate 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Bitfinexed

        Real currency doesn't cost $20 each time you want to to transact...

        0 replies 2 retweets 26 likes
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      1. Gandalf the ok‏ @eia_wo 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/vq7nSKxqeb

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      2. QuantBot 🔃‏ @QuantBot 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You know your legit when the #Onion reports on it.😬

        1 reply 2 retweets 17 likes
      3. Will Creech‏ @WillCreech2 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @QuantBot @TheOnion

        *you're

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. QuantBot 🔃‏ @QuantBot 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @WillCreech2 @TheOnion

        Damnit! Stain on me.😬

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Ponzi Financial Consulting‏ @ponziconsulting 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nice one. You have my official Seal of Approval! (You are allowed to use it on future #Bitcoin reports)pic.twitter.com/4KNABef1SX

        0 replies 1 retweet 9 likes
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      1. HollywoodHatesAmerica  🎥‏ @grantrobertb 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DoubleEagle49

        I know this is the Onion. But the genius of cryptos (outside of govt control - hopefully) is if one crypto become monopolized another crypto like Litecoin begins to spring up.

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If you have to keep telling people that your currency is a real currency, it’s not a real currency.

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      1. CryptoHODL2k‏ @AdanScheftor 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It IS real currency fam! HODL it with pride! 🙌🏻 lmao, bless that child. Get your HODL Bitcoin gear: http://teespring.com/hodl-btc-dark# …pic.twitter.com/vhO8lt8Sgy

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      2. lowbow‏ @LPadwagg 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Satire is not far from the truth!pic.twitter.com/PRb5o1wANi

        1 reply 3 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Yournamehere‏ @TheRealSyle1 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @0utoftheAshes @TheOnion

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