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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Dec 2017

    High School Band Teacher Spends 85% Of Rehearsal Hammering In Dress Code For Holiday Concert https://trib.al/KNAEG6Y pic.twitter.com/Iowcz2hpyr

    9:26 AM - 8 Dec 2017
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    24 replies 334 retweets 1,469 likes
      1. Ian Souder‏ @TheUnmovableWal 8 Dec 2017
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        But that actualy happens 😅😅😅

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      1. cailin‏ @cailinwolff 8 Dec 2017
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        i liked this because @Alcapownage liked this

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      2. Tyler Simanski‏ @TySimanski 8 Dec 2017
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        @MrAHammerman

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      3. Mr. Hammerman‏ @MrAHammerman 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TySimanski @TheOnion

        #GuiltyAsCharged

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      1.  🔥 🚨Event HoriXZ0n 🚨 🔥‏ @HoriXZ0n 8 Dec 2017
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        TOO REAL

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      1. SmartPeoplePlayTuba‏ @rayray8822 8 Dec 2017
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        This hits close to home. FACT, not satire. Granted, 85% of a 30-minute class period is around 25 mins, but yeah, been there. But even then, I still had kids show up to the concert in jeans. 🤬

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      1. Michael Jackson‏ @whyassume 8 Dec 2017
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        The woodwind section got it right away and is being bored, the part of the brass section that isn't stoned kind of gets it, the drum section is a lost cause.

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      1. Bob Parks‏ @BAP_KC 8 Dec 2017
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        I've been witness to this.

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      1. Kyle Higgins‏ @DisneyTraveler2 8 Dec 2017
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        I am accurate statement and this is an band student.

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      1. in‏ @c_brads65 8 Dec 2017
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        @virenooch

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      1. Gordon Duffley‏ @gordonduffley 8 Dec 2017
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        @collin_duff

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      1. Karen Martin‏ @karbarmar 8 Dec 2017
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        can be very frustrating. That someone wrote this piece, tells you they have had an absurd band director somewhere along the line. Me, too.

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom 8 Dec 2017
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        Original score sound correct especially if they are only played once. Looking good is remembered in pictures.

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      1. J. Rose‏ @smaze94357 9 Dec 2017
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        My nieces aren't allowed to wear long coats to school.

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      1. Kyle The Freak  👻‏ @Kylelord_ 8 Dec 2017
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        Wait this isn’t fake news

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      1. Maggie Nathan‏ @maggiernathan 8 Dec 2017
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