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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 7 Dec 2017

      Today's Good Taste: Can You Hapless Fuckwits At Least Handle An Omelette?pic.twitter.com/BYNAkDj7OR

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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 7 Dec 2017

      You can put some shit — literally anything — in the omelette if you want. Think you shit-for-brains can handle that?pic.twitter.com/za3LSzJW29

      6:02 PM - 7 Dec 2017
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        1. Whistling Batter‏ @WhistlingBatter 7 Dec 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          this is one cooking show i would watch

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        2. Ms. Devil® 🇮🇩‏ @Helooowww 7 Dec 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Trumpists can't.

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        4. Ms. Devil® 🇮🇩‏ @Helooowww 7 Dec 2017
          Replying to @jnyroc @TheOnion

          Her's the shit you asked for! be afraid - be very afraid! #MuellerIsCominghttp://wapo.st/2AA7pxV?tid=ss_tw&utm_term=.1fcc23610b8a …

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        5. HangBhejat‏ @HangBhejat 7 Dec 2017
          Replying to @HWirjohandjojo @jnyroc @TheOnion

          I'm an atheist, but I will pray for this to happen

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        6. Ms. Devil® 🇮🇩‏ @Helooowww 7 Dec 2017
          Replying to @HangBhejat @jnyroc @TheOnion

          Lmao..! Orang Indo brani ngaku-ngaku Atheist. Ntar di santet sama pengikut riziek gimana?

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        7. HangBhejat‏ @HangBhejat 7 Dec 2017
          Replying to @HWirjohandjojo @jnyroc @TheOnion

          Santet hanya berlaku utk orang yg seiman, kak

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        1. David Collier‏ @particlebox 7 Dec 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          pic.twitter.com/CqCYdemNfu

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        1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 10 Dec 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Anything but Eggshells.... I think it’s universally agreed that if you do that, you are a total dip-shit....

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        1. Bob Clark‏ @aspirepixel 8 Dec 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Bob Clark Retweeted Bob Clark

          I just wanted cheese..https://twitter.com/aspirepixel/status/930554197723947009 …

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          Something I thought I could handle was breakfast not ending in shambles the omelette I thought was not what I got a bad flip has left me with scrambled: pic.twitter.com/DWvS727mNW
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        1. Brat brat double t‏ @btober7 7 Dec 2017
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          No you're wrong! You can't put anything in there but cheese and syndicate papers of Cheers the show... only re-runs

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        1. James‏ @DeathScytheDuo 7 Dec 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Hmm.. does the omelette 'fall right off the bone'? Otherwise I'm not interested.

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        1. get off my lawns Blau‏ @joey_blau 7 Dec 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          I put leftover rice and some sauted onions in my omelette!

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        1. theBitcorn‏ @Harley_Winslow 7 Dec 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          I remember when the onion was funny, not just vulgar.

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        1. bernard b cohen‏ @TimeGrabber 7 Dec 2017
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          Butt fuzz?

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        1. Cult Hopping‏ @pfitzart 7 Dec 2017
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          The pot calling the kettle, “orange is the new black”

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