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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 7 Dec 2017

    Frustrated Wildfire Spends Hours Stuck In L.A. Traffic https://trib.al/CjprF6N pic.twitter.com/ezEVd9ONnp

    1:43 PM - 7 Dec 2017
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    • Mary Outdoor Adventurer Farouk 🇳🇪🔥🚀 Claru Garay ΛΠDRΞW ♉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Kathy natty b raps Yogi Mike
    73 replies 2,857 retweets 9,826 likes
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      2. Authentic Don Holley™‏ @donholley0 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Meanwhile Bel Air Wildfire Enjoys Nice Round of Golfpic.twitter.com/5sPy8KeuES

        5 replies 13 retweets 82 likes
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      1. WTP‏ @whatsthepremise 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Here’s one for you. “Franken opts to switch parties and remain in office”

        0 replies 4 retweets 33 likes
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      1. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I know that for a factpic.twitter.com/KueSadMjNN

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      2. Richard J Torres‏ @rjkeats_98 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If two fires go on the freeway together, can they burn in HOV lane?

        3 replies 1 retweet 15 likes
      3. S. Matt Mangels  💀 🌹  🚲 🎹 🥑‏ @mattmangels 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @rjkeats_98 @TheOnion

        One already can I believe, if it's a certified low-emissions fire

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Richard J Torres‏ @rjkeats_98 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @mattmangels @TheOnion

        makes perfect sense

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      2. TypeError: Dwayne  🇦🇺‏ @AbolitionOf 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        LA residents be like.pic.twitter.com/iNeVvuN8Bz

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. Nick Pelayo‏ @nickSCREENZ 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @AbolitionOf @TheOnion

        THIS IS LITERALLY ME!!!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. TypeError: Dwayne  🇦🇺‏ @AbolitionOf 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @nickSCREENZ @TheOnion

        Jokes aside, I hope you and everyone else close to the fires stays safe. We have our fair share of bushfires in Australia, but those photos make it look worse than any fire I've ever seen before.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. THE Notorious ME‏ @rosecc21 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too soon? 🤔

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      3. Claudia 🌴 🐾 🌵‏ @ct_la 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @rosecc21 @TheOnion

        Nah. We're good with it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      4. THE Notorious ME‏ @rosecc21 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ct_la @TheOnion

        (It is a good one 😘)

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      1. Hobbbbes‏ @Hobbbbes 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @bjnovak

        Fire should have taken the 134 to the 101

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      1. Valtitude‏ @Valtitude 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If the situation wasn't so terrible, very funny headline.

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      1. HUSTLER's HardcoreGO‏ @HardcoreGOXXX 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Should have taken the freeway. Ugh 🔥🚗🚕🚙🚌🚎🏎️🚓🚑🚒🚐🚚🚛🚜🏍️🚙🚗🚕🏎️🚓

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      1. Count Michael von Hartl  🧛‍♂️‏Verified account @mhartl 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        As a personal bonus, this picture was taken in my hometown, the City of Orange in Orange County, as seen on the street sign. (That's the corner of Newport Blvd. & Chapman Ave.) So not technically L.A., but close enough for traffic purposes.pic.twitter.com/gpqQRh7C8w

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      1. Brian Park‏ @brian1656_park 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @bjnovak

        Ryan started a 🔥. @bjnovak #TheOfficepic.twitter.com/xW8X0GAHyK

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      1.  🇦🇸‏ @GForeplay 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You're mean lol

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      1. Elaine Warren‏ @ElaineCatherine 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh so awful, but so funny

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