Skip to content
  • Home Home Home, current page.
  • Moments Moments Moments, current page.

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Language: English
    • Bahasa Indonesia
    • Bahasa Melayu
    • Català
    • Čeština
    • Dansk
    • Deutsch
    • English UK
    • Español
    • Filipino
    • Français
    • Hrvatski
    • Italiano
    • Magyar
    • Nederlands
    • Norsk
    • Polski
    • Português
    • Română
    • Slovenčina
    • Suomi
    • Svenska
    • Tiếng Việt
    • Türkçe
    • Ελληνικά
    • Български език
    • Русский
    • Српски
    • Українська мова
    • עִבְרִית
    • العربية
    • فارسی
    • मराठी
    • हिन्दी
    • বাংলা
    • ગુજરાતી
    • தமிழ்
    • ಕನ್ನಡ
    • ภาษาไทย
    • 한국어
    • 日本語
    • 简体中文
    • 繁體中文
  • Have an account? Log in
    Have an account?
    · Forgot password?

    New to Twitter?
    Sign up
TheOnion's profile
The Onion
The Onion
The Onion
Verified account
@TheOnion

Tweets

The OnionVerified account

@TheOnion

America's Finest News Source.

theonion.com
Joined March 2008

Tweets

  • © 2018 Twitter
  • About
  • Help Center
  • Terms
  • Privacy policy
  • Cookies
  • Ads info
Dismiss
Previous
Next

Go to a person's profile

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @

Promote this Tweet

Block

  • Tweet with a location

    You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more

    Your lists

    Create a new list


    Under 100 characters, optional

    Privacy

    Copy link to Tweet

    Embed this Tweet

    Embed this Video

    Add this Tweet to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Add this video to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Hmm, there was a problem reaching the server.

    By embedding Twitter content in your website or app, you are agreeing to the Twitter Developer Agreement and Developer Policy.

    Preview

    Why you're seeing this ad

    Log in to Twitter

    · Forgot password?
    Don't have an account? Sign up »

    Sign up for Twitter

    Not on Twitter? Sign up, tune into the things you care about, and get updates as they happen.

    Sign up
    Have an account? Log in »

    Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:

    Country Code For customers of
    United States 40404 (any)
    Canada 21212 (any)
    United Kingdom 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
    Brazil 40404 Nextel, TIM
    Haiti 40404 Digicel, Voila
    Ireland 51210 Vodafone, O2
    India 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance
    Indonesia 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata
    Italy 4880804 Wind
    3424486444 Vodafone
    » See SMS short codes for other countries

    Confirmation

     

    Welcome home!

    This timeline is where you’ll spend most of your time, getting instant updates about what matters to you.

    Tweets not working for you?

    Hover over the profile pic and click the Following button to unfollow any account.

    Say a lot with a little

    When you see a Tweet you love, tap the heart — it lets the person who wrote it know you shared the love.

    Spread the word

    The fastest way to share someone else’s Tweet with your followers is with a Retweet. Tap the icon to send it instantly.

    Join the conversation

    Add your thoughts about any Tweet with a Reply. Find a topic you’re passionate about, and jump right in.

    Learn the latest

    Get instant insight into what people are talking about now.

    Get more of what you love

    Follow more accounts to get instant updates about topics you care about.

    Find what's happening

    See the latest conversations about any topic instantly.

    Never miss a Moment

    Catch up instantly on the best stories happening as they unfold.

    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 7 Dec 2017

    RNC: 'We Warned You Gay Marriage Would Be A Slippery Slope Toward Accepting Pedophilia' https://trib.al/sCjAqAn pic.twitter.com/gbOpqAM5Mr

    12:45 PM - 7 Dec 2017
    • 9,922 Retweets
    • 21,714 Likes
    • JustiseWattree Cat in Boots 🐯🗽 L W Eric Yeakel Ronke O. emily gay immigrant yaz Craig Whitney
    253 replies 9,922 retweets 21,714 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. jon gabriel‏Verified account @exjon 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @gabrielmalor

        Omg

        1 reply 0 retweets 71 likes
      3. Gabriel Malor‏ @gabrielmalor 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @exjon @TheOnion

        So good.

        1 reply 0 retweets 21 likes
      4. jon gabriel‏Verified account @exjon 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @gabrielmalor @TheOnion

        Perfection

        1 reply 0 retweets 23 likes
      5. 1 more reply
      1. New conversation
      2. Sexton Hardcastle III‏ @TheSleazyLawyer 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "We here at the Onion are just as shocked as you are that our reporting has become more accurate than that of FOX News. We regret the error."pic.twitter.com/c0serruHX9

        1 reply 17 retweets 92 likes
      3. 1 more reply
      1. I'm OK, You're So So‏ @PaulVCarter 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Onion not being as funny as accurate.

        0 replies 1 retweet 72 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Ripple‏ @chekk1515 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @trianglman

        pic.twitter.com/wUN4xC1h25

        0 replies 4 retweets 20 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. can’t spell evil without levi‏ @LeviHarris 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Have you seen this? You waste of perfectly good oxygen @MooreSenate

        0 replies 1 retweet 30 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. David Steinfeldt‏ @DSteinfeldt 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/B2X3VgyeoG

        0 replies 1 retweet 23 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Michael Wyman‏ @mjwyman 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Michael Wyman Retweeted The Onion

        I fear @TheOnion may have found their new “‘No way to prevent this,’ says only nation where this regularly happens” article…https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/938872020732964866 …

        Michael Wyman added,

        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        RNC: 'We Warned You Gay Marriage Would Be A Slippery Slope Toward Accepting Pedophilia' https://trib.al/sCjAqAn  pic.twitter.com/gbOpqAM5Mr
        0 replies 2 retweets 15 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Richard Gore-ison  🧛‍♂️ 🧟‍♂️ 👻‏ @RichardMorrison 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @gabrielmalor

        It's like some kind of legend about a self-righteous hero making a magic wish. "Let my career in public service protect young people by exposing the dangers of perverted adults." *Genie grins and nods head approvingly*

        0 replies 1 retweet 13 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Presidente Muerto Papito Negro  👻‏ @XariusM 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂😂pic.twitter.com/QNodbevDI4

        0 replies 1 retweet 11 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Lauren‏ @sequinpants 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @TurkanaDK

        OMG perfect.

        0 replies 1 retweet 11 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. New conversation
      2. Wil Davenport‏ @Wilistillam 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        tfw it's 2017 and I can never tell if The Onion is posting satire or real, actual news.

        1 reply 1 retweet 23 likes
      3. 1 more reply
      1. New conversation
      2. Walter(Owen's Grandp‏ @walterowensgrpa 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @BarryWirth

        This is so true !! This is why we must elect strong conservative's like Roy Moore to combat the liberal atheist that want to marry their pet's !

        1 reply 0 retweets 18 likes
      3. There are some who call me...TIM‏ @PolyOralTim 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @walterowensgrpa @TheOnion @BarryWirth

        Walter did you date 14 year old girls when you were 30?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Frisco Blanco‏ @FriscoBlanco 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @PolyOralTim @walterowensgrpa and

        Walter was never 30; he's always been a cranky old guy 😊

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. End of conversation

    Loading seems to be taking a while.

    Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

      Promoted Tweet

      false

      • © 2018 Twitter
      • About
      • Help Center
      • Terms
      • Privacy policy
      • Cookies
      • Ads info