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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 7 Dec 2017

    Bel-Air Homeowners Association Issues Fine To Resident With Unapproved Wildfire In Front Yard https://trib.al/PGJrjNe pic.twitter.com/czvsEipt9P

    11:49 AM - 7 Dec 2017
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      2. We Are Kyle‏ @claivon123 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too soon.

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. kyle matteson‏ @solace 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @claivon123 @TheOnion

        never

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. Timothy Brawdy‏ @timothy_brawdy 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I hope uncle Phil and auntie Vivian are ok. Does anyone have Wills phone number? I need to see if he's ok.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. pokeless tosmacko‏ @jrmill4729 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @timothy_brawdy @TheOnion

        Talked to Jazz. House is gone but the pool house made it. He and Hilary are the only 2 survivors. He's convinced her he's the last man on earth. Still can't get any

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Timothy Brawdy‏ @timothy_brawdy 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @jrmill4729 @TheOnion

        Haha good ole jazz. Still thirsty for Hillary. Glad not everything changed. Shame about the house..

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. It's Only Words‏ @itsonlywords 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @darksecretplace

        As I always say, HOAs are the devil. (This is hilarious.)

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      1. Blaine Owen‏ @Omen1618 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Stork_Buckeyes @JenniCarey these damn homeowners associations are strict

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      2. Hyrum Ernstrom‏ @HyrumErnstrom 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So no joke, after Harvey an HOA in Houston went around telling their residents they couldn't have a pile of flood debris in front of their house. Sad.

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yeah you can’t do that, you gotta get a fire permit for a 140,000 acre blaze.

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom 7 Dec 2017
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        Traffic ticket issued to wildfire blazing through bel-air. Violation later dismissed when deputies were unable to locate wildfires for court

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      1. Lu‏ @Lupe3asco 7 Dec 2017
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        Yet another Jake Paul prank

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      1. AH‏ @PizzaGateFun 7 Dec 2017
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        The HOA then fines the owner for not having the requisite 5 trees and green lawn.

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      2. Uncle Bumpy Knuckles‏ @39Sakuraba 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @aihtalian

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      1. KittynPitty‏ @KittyAndPitty 12 Dec 2017
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        Jesus christ what an ugly house - all the beautiful old fashioned mansions are being torn down to build mausoleums like that - even great landscaping couldn't help

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      1.  🍳δδ੩ કક੦ ९੨$S¡d‏ @PissedEgg 12 Dec 2017
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        Quite possibly true

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      1.  💙 Ann Hitchins  💙‏ @ahitchins 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @darksecretplace

        I hope it was @chelseahandler (and I wish it was real)

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