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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 7 Dec 2017

    God Reveals Jerusalem Actually Only 87th Holiest Site On Earth https://trib.al/oMELaPX pic.twitter.com/0rFPSGuN08

    10:19 AM - 7 Dec 2017
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      1. Sam Zaidi‏ @Ghuroor 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        At least it's ahead of #88 Cleveland.

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      1. William Vasquez‏ @bbeevee 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Top 100. Not bad. Below Sodom AND Gomorrah. I do believe that Los Angeles is in top 5!

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      1. Pentaquark, but like REALLY spooky™‏ @Pentaquark1123 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Which McDonalds is first?

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      1. Pezizales Pizzicato‏ @DouglasEich 7 Dec 2017
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        Where is Fenway Park on that list?

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      1. Tom Ochsner‏ @tomochsner 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is this true @TheTweetOfGod ??

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      2. Tristan‏ @tstanley12 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I bet I know no. 1. Toledo!

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      3. David Mallinson‏ @dcmallinson 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @tstanley12 @TheOnion

        Spain or Ohio?

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      4. Stable Squirrel Genius‏ @Squirrelspearls 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @dcmallinson @tstanley12 @TheOnion

        Oregon

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      1. Marilea Price‏ @MarileaPrice 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The only thing that SHOULD matter is the horrible mayhem that Trump's words cause. He is not representing The Price Pack & USA 2 TRUMP & his CHUMPS MUST GOooo😕😖! 2 the rest of the WORLD💔😥.

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      1. Simon‏ @uncriticalsimon 7 Dec 2017
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        But number 3 for Islam? And is Jerusalem above or below Knock in Ireland?

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      1. Brat brat double t‏ @btober7 7 Dec 2017
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        #1 Hamburg NY, #2 Semmit Iowa

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      1. Pedro‏ @pjg321 7 Dec 2017
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        I figure Concrete, Washington ranks in the top 50 at least?

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      1. Ken van horn‏ @Kenvanhorn2 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What's the first one

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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor 7 Dec 2017
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        I have dug a lot of holes in my garden this year so I would like to think its up there.

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      1. Hanover Phist‏ @BobBuBoying 7 Dec 2017
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        Father is aging well don't you think?

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom 7 Dec 2017
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        Then god tells us about multiverses which he's learned from god.

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      1. Skechy Max Normal‏ @bustmykeyboard 7 Dec 2017
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        "@TheOnion: God Reveals Jerusalem Actually Only 87th Holiest Site On Earth https://trib.al/oMELaPX  pic.twitter.com/mYIk7WEZx7"

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      1. Jon Freeman‏ @scarletsounder 7 Dec 2017
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        @TheTweetOfGod shocking news!

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      1. Huseyin‏ @HusX2 7 Dec 2017
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        Holy pants? Time to buy new pants.

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