Just Purrfect....pic.twitter.com/pYAPeuEdtS
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Once again, stock photo absolutely perfect. 
Happy Festivus everybody!
But is it a sausage roll baby Jesus?
I'd think this was real it weren't @TheOnion.
I’ll take this one.
If they all ground together they will convince this lady that a good smack in the mouth is coming !
I would like to object to the Nativity Scene in the park.
Well that was on point.
Why wait when you can beat the crowds and be an early bird snowflake
Could easily be flipped: Area Woman Combing Neighborhood For Nativity Scene To Be Offended By; Fainting Couches On High Alert
"area busybody just itching to complain about Nativity scene in the park". I fixed it for you!
You think that's bad? Try erecting a statue of Mohammed and a goat and see the screeching that ensues! People blow up over that!
WAR ON CHRISTMAS!!!
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