And Peter Pan can sell penny stocks as long as you have a bitch of a ride and take DayQuil at night
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It’s my retirement plan.
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"In other news today, the well-beloved, leprechaun mascot for Lucky Charms has gone into hiding due to safety concerns. A Genera Mills' representative gave a brief statement affirming their support of the decision citing 'clear and ongoing threat to his safety.'"
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Reminds me of the Anime, Fate: Zero and all its sequels.....hunting a thing,THE HOLY GRAIL, that will grant wishes but only causes massive destruction.
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Its name is Machete and he will grant your wish to put you out of your misery.
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Sounds about right for most people's last hope for financial recovery/success! LOL
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Financial advisors? I thought this was Bernie Sanders' political platform.
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Most of military budget used for just that.
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I did this, it didn't help. Wound up with an extra neck.
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I’m barely awake , u guys got me LOL’ing already
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A wealthy husband?
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What is the name of this magical creature?
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