she then used said coach as a javelin, setting a new world record.
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As of press time, the coach's frozen corpse was making its fifth pass by the International Space Station.
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I hear that both Musk and Branson are trying to contact her.. something about 'not needing rockets anymore'..
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Russia will be competing in the 2020 Presidential election.
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a rare
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Look I know this is a parody account but couldn’t you have at least chosen a fictional athlete in a sport that competes in the Winter Olympics
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Uh...winter Olympics...no gymnastics anyway?
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"Look, Olga, I know you had your heart set on it, but gymnastics is a sport in the Summer Olympics, in 2020."
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This is a shitty, body-shaming article that fails to clear even the lowest bar of humor. Way to get it wrong,
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Did someone at The Onion step down? Is this an Under New Management type situation?
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I don’t even know if this is photoshopped or not lol
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Winter Olympics, not summer.
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The person in the picture weighs way more than 200lbs
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Of course she won't. Gymnastics is part of the Summer Olympics, not Winter Olympics. FAIL!
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