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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 6 Dec 2017

    Today's Good Taste: How To Sharpen Your Knife With Your Swordpic.twitter.com/KX0jjPVFZu

    10:20 AM - 6 Dec 2017
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      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 6 Dec 2017

        Take big swings with your sword against the blade of your knife and stay away from support beams.pic.twitter.com/GLK7cHVF7i

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      1. WiLMAU ( ₩‽‽‽ )‏ @wilmaufactory 6 Dec 2017
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        But how do you sharpen your sword tho?

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      2. sarah‏ @sarahh_hunter_ 6 Dec 2017
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        @DrewNelson39

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      3. Drew Nelson‏ @DrewNelson39 6 Dec 2017
        Replying to @sarah_shunter @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/Pb2V3Ti3NV

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      1. 匚HYESE_1 🎃1‏ @Cheese__101 6 Dec 2017
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        I'm no expert, but I'm fairly certain that is not a Japanese sword

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      1. biggie sneeze‏ @Zan_Aki 6 Dec 2017
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        Um um um actually that is not a Japanese blade that is approximately a 1100 AD southern Germanic crusader sword as you can tell by the ornate Celtic crosses on the pommel and lower blade

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      2. Mr. Peanutbutter‏ @Flynamic 6 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hello, I would like to use a sword to cut onions as you suggested and I have a question. Is the sword dishwasher proof?

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      2. J-V. Vernay‏ @WitWarrior 6 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Have male molesters considered that women possess in their kitchens an enormous arsenal of edged weapons? And that even lecherous men have to sleep sometime?

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      3. Christine Price‏ @PstafarianPrice 6 Dec 2017
        Replying to @WitWarrior @TheOnion

        Yes. A man was in my mother's dorm. She got a weird vibe. Chopped every veg she had, to keep a knife in her hand. She was safe. He assaulted someone else. Sigh.

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      1. Karl Dudley Gunter‏ @DudleyGunter 21 Dec 2017
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        Julian Hess??? is that her name? What else has she done?

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      1. spookdrops‏ @c_o_n_f_u_s_e 9 Dec 2017
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        If you have a sword, What are you doing with a knife?

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      1. alexa‏ @MOvMprod 7 Dec 2017
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        Never mind, found another episode! 👏🏾

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      1. Jonathan Secrist‏ @JonathanSecrist 7 Dec 2017
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        Exactly the reason I take my sword to work with me every day

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      1. Saeiqa IFB‏ @StarfleetPop 7 Dec 2017
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        @ChefLaurelWhite

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      1. PartybunkerJuncker‏ @DavidSchekel 7 Dec 2017
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        A good onion is a heavy onion

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      1. LeftOfMadness‏ @equalitea72521 6 Dec 2017
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        At first glance, I thought this was telling me how to sharpen my Kindle with my sword.

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      1. Mary!‏ @maryisokay 6 Dec 2017
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        "Go ask your son's weird friend" - roommate and fiance both cackle because they're BOTH that person

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      1. Old Black Telephone‏ @alcomystic 6 Dec 2017
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