Dammit Onion, we still have access to 'heavily qualified success'! we can't give in now! the goal is there! right there! we can almost touch it! one last push... gosh. who put that alligator jump pit there? f___k this.
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a damn viable one. When all else fails grab a keyboard & go gaga over your imaginary success stories. And yes every night initiate & win world war 3 on twitter!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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God is giving me one hellofa sign rn
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Yea,right.
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But I thought “failure is always an option” - Adam Savage (
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I don’t buy that.
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If you keep buying they will keep selling lies
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It was their only option.
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Thank god!!! *burns diploma*
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4 u Mister Onions not them
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For some of us, it always was.
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