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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 5 Dec 2017

    Supreme Court Hears Argument On Anti-Gay Cake Shop https://trib.al/lqGVfSM  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/ij4xzryphS

    3:28 PM - 5 Dec 2017
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      2. SnarkvilleNotes‏ @SnarkvilleNotes 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @IsItFOO

        If restaurants and bars can 'have the right to refuse service' why can't a baker? Or any private business? I think its silly to refuse to bake a cake, though.

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. ViiStar‏ @VIIStar_ 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @SnarkvilleNotes @TheOnion @IsItFOO

        You can refuse service, but you can't for discrimination purposes. You can deny service to someone naked or acting up, but not for being like black or gay.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. SnarkvilleNotes‏ @SnarkvilleNotes 6 Dec 2017
        Replying to @VIIStar_ @TheOnion @IsItFOO

        Ah, I didn't realize the distinction. Thanks for the clarification.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. ViiStar‏ @VIIStar_ 6 Dec 2017
        Replying to @SnarkvilleNotes @TheOnion @IsItFOO

        No worries. The nuance is in why you're refusing service.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      6. End of conversation
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      2. Troy Gledhill‏ @TroyGledhill1 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        go to a different cake shop. one of the perks of the free market bro.

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Señor Benjamin Franklin‏ @zacelmenreich 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TroyGledhill1 @TheOnion

        Another one of the perks of the free market is not being subject to discrimination. Oh, my bad.

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Troy Gledhill‏ @TroyGledhill1 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @zacelmenreich @TheOnion

        is it rely. you cant sue someone for having a different opinion to you.

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      5. Señor Benjamin Franklin‏ @zacelmenreich 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TroyGledhill1 @TheOnion

        Of course not, but you can sue for discrimination. This isn’t the 1950s.

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. Troy Gledhill‏ @TroyGledhill1 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @zacelmenreich @TheOnion

        is it worth it though, personally i wouldn't bother id say "well if that is what you want ill take my money elsewhere and ill tell my friends to stay away from you".

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Señor Benjamin Franklin‏ @zacelmenreich 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TroyGledhill1 @TheOnion

        That only works if you’re part of the white, heterosexual, cis-gender patriarchy.

        3 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      8. Don'tShootMeBro‏ @ECuyler4POTUS 6 Dec 2017
        Replying to @zacelmenreich @TroyGledhill1 @TheOnion

        They can't hear you Zac their eyes and their minds are forever closed. People with the most comfort regarding "methods" of discrimination have rarely experienced it themselves.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      9. Señor Benjamin Franklin‏ @zacelmenreich 6 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ECuyler4POTUS @TroyGledhill1 @TheOnion

        The people who've never experienced discrimination are the biggest snowflakes. Check out that Augusta girl.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      10. End of conversation
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      2. Aaron‏ @A_RegularDad 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don’t care about race or sexuality. I care that if some twat comes in and demands a rush order while I’m busy I can tell her to ride my middle finger into the sunset. I want to be able to discriminate based on cuntiness levels.

        2 replies 1 retweet 15 likes
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      1. Dexter Morgan‏ @DexterMorgan70 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why should anyone be forced to do anything? Let them bake the cake, or not bake the cake. Who cares.

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      1. Joe‏ @hopelesslyhippy 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We’re an embarrassment, sorry world.

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      2. Alex Wick‏ @signal_wick25u 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I say why does the courts care if gay people make cake?

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      3. Hurley Ferk‏ @hurleyferk 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @signal_wick25u @TheOnion

        Because there using frosting with gay-inducing whoremoans and spreading the gay to innocent Christians.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      5. Hurley Ferk‏ @hurleyferk 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @signal_wick25u @TheOnion

        Also they use that frosting as lube for their satanic sex acts so its not meeting health codes.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Alex Wick‏ @signal_wick25u 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @hurleyferk @TheOnion

        I hope the devil can pass regulations, I wonder if the devil is a lawyer?

        3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Hurley Ferk‏ @hurleyferk 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @signal_wick25u @TheOnion

        Yes his name is Keanu did you see the documentary on The Devil’s Avocado very informantive.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. Alex Wick‏ @signal_wick25u 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @hurleyferk @TheOnion

        Ya I took a bite of that food so I knew how to defeat the devil. I don't know about Keanu but John Wick is my uncle. He is not what you think. It is a little weird to be on the matrix. Doing joke-offs.

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      9. Hurley Ferk‏ @hurleyferk 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @signal_wick25u @TheOnion

        I did talk-you-offs at a rest stop once, speaking of The Matrix. Very informantive.

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