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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 5 Dec 2017

    Alabama Forced To Release Thousands Of Sex Offenders After Inmates Deny Charges https://trib.al/SCdb4bK pic.twitter.com/fXKDJjwfw2

    9:54 AM - 5 Dec 2017
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    • Annie Styles Meredith birdy sandwiches Matthew Greer and 69 others John Branning Alexander Vanderpool 🌊RAQUEL ROMAN 🌀 (((Kirk Vilb))) John Cloutman
    165 replies 8,083 retweets 17,483 likes
      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 5 Dec 2017

        “If they said they didn’t do it, then what choice do we have but to let them go?” https://trib.al/pzhG7PM pic.twitter.com/500eijB1Va

        14 replies 355 retweets 1,362 likes
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      2. Scraps‏ @J_hnGrady 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Onion -- this is your Tweet of the Year.

        3 replies 4 retweets 162 likes
      3. csd‏ @csd 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @J_hnGrady @TheOnion

        Seconded.

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
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      2. Lumaz Hirst Jen‏ @HirstLumaz 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So why are people not lined up yet ready to take them out. These people should never be released. System is fucked

        10 replies 1 retweet 7 likes
      3. Cirolle Amante‏ @Cirolle 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @HirstLumaz @TheOnion

        .. Do you know the Onion?

        5 replies 0 retweets 133 likes
      4. Lumaz Hirst Jen‏ @HirstLumaz 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Cirolle @TheOnion

        Oh man okay well I'm glad it's not true.

        4 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
      5. seńor verde‏ @yazgreene 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @HirstLumaz @Cirolle @TheOnion

        Smh. Wow

        1 reply 0 retweets 30 likes
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      2. Lisa Davis, MPH‏ @healthmediagal1 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @KBM117

        This made my day.

        1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
      3. Kelly Bree‏ @KBM117 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @healthmediagal1 @TheOnion

        It tickled me! But you know not in a "Roy Moore" way. Lol

        1 reply 2 retweets 15 likes
      4. Garry B‏ @flgazr1 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @KBM117 @healthmediagal1 @TheOnion

        Tickle me,El Moore #ALSen

        1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
      5. Kelly Bree‏ @KBM117 6 Dec 2017
        Replying to @flgazr1 @healthmediagal1 @TheOnion

        Lolol!!! Oh man please let someone create THAT meme!!!

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
      6. Rhonda Harbison‏ @rhonda_harbison 6 Dec 2017
        Replying to @KBM117 @flgazr1 and

        Lolpic.twitter.com/kRvjda6Ov2

        1 reply 2 retweets 5 likes
      7. Kelly Bree‏ @KBM117 6 Dec 2017
        Replying to @rhonda_harbison @flgazr1 and

        Lmao!!!! Oh dayum!!!

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      1. Samuel Petersen‏ @theearthstars 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's known as Moore's Lawpic.twitter.com/dZuczIYJsn

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      1. Deplorable Veteran‏ @Devildog62276 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @TimRowlandBooks

        More fake news!!

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      2.  🏇Sstuart1950@gmail 🏇‏ @Jennife83124569 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh crap that is bad hope the public informed

        2 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. Josh‏ @themasa 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Jennife83124569 @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/wNPexLIVIY

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