Oof. Too real, man.
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"We pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republicans for which they stand, totally divisible & irreparable nation under God with liberty and justice for half of us." --- r(d)onald mcdonald a.k.a. POTUS
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I thought it was 'Liberty and Justice for Oil', but I can't find the original quote.
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When did you become a serious news agency and not a satirical lighthearted escape?
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I thought pineapple on pizza already did?
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Kinda think maybe it's time Canada took over.
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At this point I am kind of looking forward to whatever crawls from the ashes of the usa. No matter what comes next it's got to be better than now.pic.twitter.com/El4oFqr55x
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Sometimes a forest needs to burn to be healthy. America is burning right now.
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You call this satire? Where's your old edge, Onion? This is nothing but reality, not funny at all. :-/
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This will be even funnier if that second shoe turns out to be the real doozy we're all waiting for.
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That’s not funny! Haha!
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