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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 4 Dec 2017

    Mueller Loses Visual On Oval Office Camera After Trump Spills A1 Sauce On Bust Of Winston Churchill https://trib.al/0JYKITF pic.twitter.com/wFbIrfUKjG

    1:58 PM - 4 Dec 2017
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      1. Scott REDRUM Gibbs  📚‏ @ScottNGibbs 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A1 Sauce instead of ketchup? Wow, The Trumps must've been having a fancy dinner party.

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      1. Emily Perkins‏ @anemily_anomaly 4 Dec 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/u5G3pNPpsA

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      1. NoMethodAtAll‏ @kenneth_rbrown 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Clearly, that was Trump's lawyer.

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      2. Brian‏ @bridoc 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought he only put ketchup on his steak, like a child.

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      3. Valèria Élizabet‏ @ValeriaElize 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @bridoc @TheOnion

        I had an elderly client that would always request her salmon super well done😓, & would eat it with ketchup. Early 80s, runs a staffing agency, I think she's always eaten it this way. I also, get certain folk who ask for A1& yes sometimes ketchup for $$$steaks😩 The salmon tho.😷

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      4. Brian‏ @bridoc 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ValeriaElize @TheOnion

        I bet the closest Trump would get to salmon is a fishstick.

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      5. Valèria Élizabet‏ @ValeriaElize 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @bridoc @TheOnion

        Hahaha.. I doubt he's ever had the adult version- proper fish&chips, I don't see him at a pub. I can see him dousing steak frites and fishsticks now🍅🍖. Money can't buy you class.

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      1. Khaz‏ @KhazWolf 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Could you imagine if the FBI actually had a bust of Winston Churchill bugged and they saw this article and are like "shit shit SHIT"

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      1. Robin Augustin‏ @RmcgrawAugustin 4 Dec 2017
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        😄

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      1. Cerebro™‏ @DumbledoreJr 4 Dec 2017
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        Now now! We all know Trump doesn't use A1 Sauce he puts ketchup on his overdone disgusting steaks when he is not eating cheeseburger happy meals or chicken strips from KFC!

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 4 Dec 2017
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        That’s not A1 sauce.

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      1. Jokarr‏ @jokarr33 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The A1 ended up on the bust because the president threw it across the room when they didn't bring him ketchup instead.

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      1. Joyful Opposition‏ @roywlewis 5 Dec 2017
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        @RogueSNRadvisor says Trump gets regular deliveries of Arby's—I think it was Arb's Sauce.

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      1. Easten Cueva‏ @EastenC 5 Dec 2017
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        You can tell this is fake news because everybody knows Trump prefers ketchup.

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      1. DJ Funk Oswald‏ @DJ_Funk_Oswald 4 Dec 2017
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        I spilled sauce on my balls

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      1. Jason chapman‏ @eat_jason 4 Dec 2017
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        he puts A1 on his daily mc donalds meal?

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      1. The Grey Man‏ @GreyConscience 4 Dec 2017
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        Psst. It's ketchup, not A-1.

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      1. Jack Russell‏ @JackRussell02 4 Dec 2017
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        Reminds me of the face melt scene from Indiana Jones.

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