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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 4 Dec 2017

    .@YoureRightShow Host Sebastian Moore Asks For Donations To Attend $100,000-A-Plate Trump Fundraiser So He Can Tell President To Go To Hellpic.twitter.com/8LDO9AXFZ9

    1:27 PM - 4 Dec 2017
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      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 4 Dec 2017

        If $1.5 million is raised by midnight, @YoureRightShow will put its entire staff up at Trump Hotel's presidential suites and trash the rooms. Use the hashtag #StayAtTrumpHotels to spread the word.pic.twitter.com/x9zgaJWqXg

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      1. Tony Tone Deafferford III‏ @SpectorSimon 4 Dec 2017
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        trolldom of another calibur. the god troll. i love ❤️ u guys!

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      2. Joshy(blogz)...tweetz‏ @JoshyTweetz 5 Dec 2017
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        Is this a joke?

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      3. Patrick Devaney‏ @PatCDev 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @JoshyTweetz @TheOnion @YoureRightShow

        It's a parody of the Seth Meyers/John Oliver shows. Comedy but also Very Serious and Brave political commentary standing up to Drumpf! They're jackasses in other words

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      1. Libby Ann‏ @hisangel333 4 Dec 2017
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        Isn't that like the democrats, always asking for money. Mr. Sebastian Moore will never get a dime from me.

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      1. ami amason‏ @ami7152 5 Dec 2017
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        It’s what all the #resisters do every damn day...without giving money to dumps dotard. #gotohelltrump #10000cuts #resist

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      1. humerous genious‏ @HowDoILogOff 4 Dec 2017
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        This would be an epic own. I would yell: “resign, sir!

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      1. Lisa Crandall‏ @lifebylisa 4 Dec 2017
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        Might be well worth it.

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      1. The Grey Man‏ @GreyConscience 4 Dec 2017
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        Apologies, but I can't justify spending money to have someone tell some jerkoff to go home.

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      1.  🍔‏ @TeufelBlut124 4 Dec 2017
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        Big mood

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