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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 4 Dec 2017

    FCC Chair Unveils Premium Comment Line To Fast-Track Net Neutrality Complaints For $49.99 Per Month https://trib.al/ZuedOkY pic.twitter.com/FvKLNVnfXy

    12:20 PM - 4 Dec 2017
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      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 4 Dec 2017

        .@AjitPaiFCC added that, for an additional $14.99, users may upgrade to Complaint Line Plus and speak to an actual representative instead of leaving a voicemail message on the FCC’s automated system. https://trib.al/vssOYZC pic.twitter.com/zMVG4DEtav

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      2. Slashing Gore‏ @simonosbore 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SovietSergey

        * Rate based on a 3-year contract. Penalties will be calculated for early withdrawal.

        1 reply 0 retweets 40 likes
      3. Tim Chase‏ @gumnos 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @simonosbore @TheOnion @SovietSergey

        * additional taxes & fees apply, including but not limited to the FCC Complaint Fee, administrative fees, Universal Complaint Fund fees, federal/state/local taxes, State Telecommunications Complaint Excise Surcharge, Regulatory fees, and Excessive Complaint Overage fees.

        0 replies 2 retweets 23 likes
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      1. BillFixers‏ @BillFixers 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        $49.99 per month** +$2.99 Comment Convenience Fee +$1.99 FCC Administrative Surcharge +$4.99 Democratic Representation Tax

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      2. Schoolruler‏ @schoolruler 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @windscribecom

        That guy needs to be punched in the face

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
      3. Fiat Multipla‏ @fluffy_budge 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @schoolruler @TheOnion @windscribecom

        You spelt shot wrong

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      4. Schoolruler‏ @schoolruler 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @fluffy_budge @TheOnion @windscribecom

        My apologies I'm still working on my spelling

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Herman The German‏ @Rattlerberry 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Cnt wt fr th (VOWELS) pckg fr 50$ pr mnth

        2 replies 1 retweet 11 likes
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      2. Sandi 👿ReWitchtance 🌟McCool‏ @jeezecriminy 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @TheAuthorGuy

        I also will take complaint calls. For only 19.99 per month you can call me and complain about any damn thing. Accomplish the same thing for 60% less. Hurry limited time offer..

        1 reply 0 retweets 18 likes
      3. Endin‏ @EndinStealth 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @jeezecriminy @TheOnion @TheAuthorGuy

        But I'll do it for 9.99 a month. Free enterprise. Lol

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Sandi 👿ReWitchtance 🌟McCool‏ @jeezecriminy 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @EndinStealth @TheOnion @TheAuthorGuy

        Damn you Melvin.. I can't beat your cost importation of slave/low cost labor going thru the roof!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. siluah‏ @siluah 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @jeezecriminy @EndinStealth and

        Watch it you two, the FCC will gobble you up and remove competition.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Candice Johnson‏ @OhLuckyMe17 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So... not only does this guy want us to pay even more for bits and pieces of our current internet, he also wants us to pay to protest. Lovely.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. RAT TRAP‏ @ratx5 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @OhLuckyMe17 @TheOnion

        The Onion is satire, lmao.

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. Todd Rafferty‏ @webRat 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Hanzo55

        $99.99 a month for it not to be discarded as a bot comment.

        1 reply 0 retweets 27 likes
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      1. Darth Vader‏ @1961DarthVader 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I was gong to retweet this but the counter had stuck on 666

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      2. MeadViking‏ @Mead_Viking 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @WorkingChef2 So let me get this straight... first the guy wanna fuck with the internet as it is today... then he can't take criticism or "no" for an answer, so he goes out of his way to silence people saying no, unless they pay to protest? Politics lol...

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. ߷WorkingChef߷ @Twitchcon‏ @WorkingChef2 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Mead_Viking @TheOnion

        This is a satire news site lol. Very believable though huh?

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. MeadViking‏ @Mead_Viking 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @WorkingChef2 @TheOnion

        Yes lol

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