Football was the greatest part of my life. Except for when I broke my leg. And the brain damage. And the brain damage. And the brain damage. And the brain damage. What were we talking about again?
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man I feel the Onion's grip on both English and irony very abruptly slipped in the past two weeks
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That was more than two months ago.
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Yeah, maybe these changes are just now showing in the content though? I'm looking for a reason they're suddenly punching down and writing so sloppily.
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No idea how you could consider this "punching down." Football is a violent game, and at all levels there is a callous disregard for player health. Think that is the target here.
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I read this one like the joke is on the player cuz the very thing that saved his life will paralyze him. I can sort of read it your way, but for as long as I've read the Onion I don't remember having to parse out so much tasteless or half-baked stuff as in the past month.
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lmao, I was looking at this while you tagged me
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Jeez this is creepy with what just happened.....
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Ok, this is eerie in context of tonight...
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Football played an immense role in my life and development. It also has given me chronic pain, a bad knee, and probably some brain damage from those concussions I shook off with 800mg of ibuprofen handed out by the coach.
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But at least half of him is alive.
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Prophetic piece by the onion in light of tonight's national tragedy of a Monday night NFL game.
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the odds of this piece being published today of all days have to be astronomical
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La justice militaire est franche, rapide, elle dé cide à la turque, et juge presque toujours bien.
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Such an amazing story!! Another soul saved from the scourge of future opioid abuse due to injury and/or another case of traumatic encephalopathy.
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