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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 2 Dec 2017

    Al Roker Stares Crestfallen At Matt Lauer Tattoo On Own Torso https://trib.al/YdpnplA pic.twitter.com/TxKEnZacGt

    8:56 PM - 2 Dec 2017
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      1. MandyMay‏ @AgirLinThaWorLd 2 Dec 2017
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      1. Patrick Scott Hanlon‏ @PatScottHanlon5 3 Dec 2017
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        Matt Lauer is darker than Sammy Sosa?

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      1. Amir Mohsin‏ @mohsin_man 2 Dec 2017
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      1. Mike Vallencourt II‏ @PavethePlanet09 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yes

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      1. #RedTsunami2018‏ @PolarWhut 3 Dec 2017
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      1. John McDonald‏ @jmcdonald20 3 Dec 2017
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        Al is worried that little Debbie will come forward with evidence of the uncountable times he fondled and molested her goods in the 1980s and 90s!

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      1. Mary Kay C‏ @ecantrell13 3 Dec 2017
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        Photoshop

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      1. Hazel Butterworf‏ @Dr_B_Freako 3 Dec 2017
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        Uncanny: I have this exact same picture tattooed on my chest.

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      1. Tims_Lady‏ @Tims_Lady 3 Dec 2017
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        Wonder who will be next???

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      1. Get Some!‏ @PashmanAndrew 2 Dec 2017
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        That is the most gay thing I have seen since Halloween in the Castro district in 1988

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      1. Richard I. Ellis‏ @hamone 2 Dec 2017
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        ALWAYS FIGURED HIM FOR A FLUKE!

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      1. Brother Hezekiah‏ @tupadreway 2 Dec 2017
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        That tat was heavy motivation for keeping the strict diet. He was tired of Lauer double-clutching his moobs from behind daily.

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      1. Joyce Lou Guerrero‏ @Joycelou71 2 Dec 2017
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      1. tonomakt‏ @a_tono_makt 2 Dec 2017
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        Little known fact about that tattoo: it's helped Al Roker's posture immensely. Every time he bends down, the tattoo screams out "STAND UP AL! OH GOD AL STAND BACK UP!"

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      1. John R.‏ @JrebstockR 2 Dec 2017
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        HA HA

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      1. The Rank Outsider‏ @de_rankoutsider 2 Dec 2017
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        Man, Al needs him a 'bro. Not Matt Lauer kind of bro, but the Kramer & Frank Costanza bro

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      1. Rob Porte‏ @WhiskeyKid24 2 Dec 2017
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        Awesome!

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      1. i have one‏ @realistgrower 2 Dec 2017
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        @EdLatimore is this u 20 yrs from now?

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