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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 2 Dec 2017

    Single Mother Working 3 Minimum-Wage Jobs Just Trying Not To Live In The Moment https://trib.al/edF0q8w pic.twitter.com/IvtSrXIbFO

    4:06 PM - 2 Dec 2017
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      2. Phil Salamone‏ @philrsalamone 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sadly, this likely isn't satiracal anymore.

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      3. David Williams‏ @davidduncanw 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @philrsalamone @TheOnion

        Kind of the point... there has to be a grain of truth in the Onion to make it funny

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      4. Phil Salamone‏ @philrsalamone 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @davidduncanw @TheOnion

        I don't disagree. Pretty sad this is what America is coming to.

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      1. estee tabernac‏ @esteetabernac 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don't worry the trickle down tax plan they just passed will save you...maybe...maybe not...probably not

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      1. Whistling Batter‏ @WhistlingBatter 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        also, she's still 100% MAGA

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      1. Chris McElroy‏ @CMcElroy97 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is some very dark humor, because this isn’t satire anymore. It’s reality

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      1. XIVthWonder ✨‏ @XivthWonder 3 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Perfect 💥🤣😞

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      1. JoeyT II‏ @renrutjw 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Click bait

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mom?

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      1. Thomas Ian Russell‏‏ @ThomasIanRusse5 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        These single mothers put a burr under my saddle! What an ungrateful b*tch! I'd love to have 3 jobs! I have to get by on 1 lousy job; granted, I pull down $500K a year, but that's beside the point! If I can enjoy life so can she! These people are never happy!

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      1. Stable Genius‏ @JTheVaal 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This hits home for a lot of people.

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      1. leashyourkids‏ @leashyourkids 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Complete mystery as to why she isn't married anymore, if ever. Looks like a lot of fun.

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      1. Steel Wolf‏ @TorturedBucFan 2 Dec 2017
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        Sad but true

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      1. Maggie 💀Dean‏ @ahhmaggieno 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dear lord. This is like post-humor satire. It's just yelling in your face how fucked up this all is.

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      1. Secret t‏ @Secret____t 2 Dec 2017
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        "I mean, isn't that where my faith- Christianity- originated? So I can just look forward to a Heaven. You know, nothing to worry about there, unlike... well, here," she hastened to add.

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      1. Craig B‏ @craig58 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Unfortunately, this is real. My daughter (student with almost full time job) is trying to find an affordable apartment. It’s not happening without a roommate or plenty of help from me.

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      1. Doc Hollywood Media‏ @DocHollywoodM 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And this is the results of #TrumpUniveristy #TaxPlan that intentionally and deliberate rewards the #Wealthy and #Corporation with #TaxCuts That Keep On Giving While #Vindictively #SlicingTheThroats of #America without blinking an eye Offer Higher Taxes In 10 Years To #America

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      1. isaura mcintire‏ @IIMSantaMaria 2 Dec 2017
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        And we’re importing more poverty via DACA!

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